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Sunday, December 30, 2018


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

High schools and colleges reward students' passion for esports – I’m not one to make moral judgements, but I just think this is…what? Oh esports…never mind.

Professional golfer and his caddie arrested for poaching at a tiger reserve – A tiger reserve, is that in the Woods?

Atlanta mayor defends ‘dry’ mac and cheese Christmas dish after photo causes Twitter uproar – “Twitter?” Internet speak for “I have no life what-so-ever?”

Troops bringing Trump hats to sign may violate military rule – So, Trump might have done something nice and not controversial and one news outlet still gives it a negative spin!  Anyone want a soldier to get court martialed for having a hat signed by the President?

ServPro First Responder Bowl's cancellation over lightning after only 10 minutes of play – Strangely enough, the “ServPro” motto is “Like it never even happened!”

UMass Amherst told student to remove 'F— Nazis' sign because it wasn't 'inclusive' – I could think of several reasons why this sign might not be appropriate in a University, but not including Nazis would be last on the list.

College football player to forgo senior season to join seminary - Now that is how a quarterback calls a real Hail Mary!

New York Town Hosts Toy Gun Exchange for Children Toy guns for children? That does not seem to be a fair (or legal) exchange.

‘Sesame Street’ character Grover accused of cursing, divides Internet – Internet is divided between “I don’t care” and “I don’t give a shit!”

How to Invest in Marijuana Stocks – Buy Frito-Lay!

Armed standoff lasts 10 hours, then a SWAT member sang "White Christmas" – “Come out with your hands up or I’m singing…I mean it, I’ll do it!”

There were NO Feel-good headlines this week!


  1. Since Grover is one of my favorites from Sesame Street, i hope the whole thing is a tempest in a teapot. What am i saying, the majority of the stuff they get mad about on the internet is a temptest in a teapot!

  2. We have become a world of idiots. What more can I say.

  3. I had heard about that quickly ended bowl game but wasn't aware of ServPro's motto. Perfect.

  4. The news just gets weirder and weirder. We really don't have news, we have opinions and emotion.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. 😎

  5. We live in a world of snowflakes. How cruel to dis-include those tender-hearted Nazis! Hick was watching football today, and there was a penalty for taunting. Gosh! I hope a player's feelings weren't hurt so much that he had to sit out.

  6. Crazy stuff, isn't it? Toy gun exchange? Sheesh. However, I did find a feel good story for you:

  7. There were NO Feel-good headlines this week!

    Here's one:

    Happy New Year to you and your family. May it bring you joy and good health.

    God bless.

  8. The toy gun that anything like a cookie exchange?


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