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Sunday, December 30, 2018

STUPID HEADLINES 123018


STUPID HEADLINES 123018
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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High schools and colleges reward students' passion for esports – I’m not one to make moral judgements, but I just think this is…what? Oh esports…never mind.

Professional golfer and his caddie arrested for poaching at a tiger reserve – A tiger reserve, is that in the Woods?

Atlanta mayor defends ‘dry’ mac and cheese Christmas dish after photo causes Twitter uproar – “Twitter?” Internet speak for “I have no life what-so-ever?”

Troops bringing Trump hats to sign may violate military rule – So, Trump might have done something nice and not controversial and one news outlet still gives it a negative spin!  Anyone want a soldier to get court martialed for having a hat signed by the President?

ServPro First Responder Bowl's cancellation over lightning after only 10 minutes of play – Strangely enough, the “ServPro” motto is “Like it never even happened!”

UMass Amherst told student to remove 'F— Nazis' sign because it wasn't 'inclusive' – I could think of several reasons why this sign might not be appropriate in a University, but not including Nazis would be last on the list.

College football player to forgo senior season to join seminary - Now that is how a quarterback calls a real Hail Mary!

New York Town Hosts Toy Gun Exchange for Children Toy guns for children? That does not seem to be a fair (or legal) exchange.

‘Sesame Street’ character Grover accused of cursing, divides Internet – Internet is divided between “I don’t care” and “I don’t give a shit!”

How to Invest in Marijuana Stocks – Buy Frito-Lay!

Armed standoff lasts 10 hours, then a SWAT member sang "White Christmas" – “Come out with your hands up or I’m singing…I mean it, I’ll do it!”


There were NO Feel-good headlines this week!











8 comments:

  1. Since Grover is one of my favorites from Sesame Street, i hope the whole thing is a tempest in a teapot. What am i saying, the majority of the stuff they get mad about on the internet is a temptest in a teapot!

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  2. We have become a world of idiots. What more can I say.

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  3. I had heard about that quickly ended bowl game but wasn't aware of ServPro's motto. Perfect.

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  4. The news just gets weirder and weirder. We really don't have news, we have opinions and emotion.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. 😎

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  5. We live in a world of snowflakes. How cruel to dis-include those tender-hearted Nazis! Hick was watching football today, and there was a penalty for taunting. Gosh! I hope a player's feelings weren't hurt so much that he had to sit out.

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  6. Crazy stuff, isn't it? Toy gun exchange? Sheesh. However, I did find a feel good story for you: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/texas-bus-driver-buys-gifts-for-all-70-students/

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  7. There were NO Feel-good headlines this week!

    Here's one:

    Happy New Year to you and your family. May it bring you joy and good health.

    God bless.

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  8. The toy gun exchange...is that anything like a cookie exchange?

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