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Sunday, April 6, 2014

Mrs. Cranky's Trip List

 
Mrs. Cranky's Trip List
 
Last year I held a contest to test the readers skill at deciphering Mrs. Cranky's handwriting.  The winner correctly identified 8 out of 15 items on Mrs. C's shopping list.  In lieu of this week's "Stupid Headlines" I am running a new handwriting quiz.
 
Last week Mrs. C went on a business trip for her dance studio.  She made a list of items she wanted to be sure and bring.  She forgot an item and called me to see if it was on her list.  It was not, but I was amazed how many items on her list I could actually identify.  Either her handwriting has improved, or I am learning her code.  I will let the readers be the judge.  The person who correctly identifies the most items will win a WHOOP-TEE-DOO and a plug of their blog.  If you do not have a blog, and know my address (friends and relatives,) you win a dinner.
 
 
GOOD LUCK!
 
 
 
 Hint, I think the first item is "Balk Park" except that makes no sense.
 
 
Send your answers to jphag13@yahoo.com  subject Mrs. C's Handwriting
 
Funniest interpretation also wins a WHOOP-TEE-DOO...Lowandslow is the early favorite.
 


16 comments:

  1. I was good to go on the first list, but scrolling to the comment box, came across the second list. I'm out.

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  2. backpack
    TAB bleach
    pancapes
    cream of water
    OB/GYN shampoo
    pills
    small bag of shells
    foot crusher (she gonna pull a Tanya Harding?)
    dress shoes
    samples
    4 set of octopus
    crown
    waist trimmer
    trowel
    waolh

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  3. i tried. i didn't do well so deleted my email.

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  4. Backpack
    Tablet
    Bun Corps
    Gum/water
    Dryer/Brush
    OB Shasmpoo
    Pills
    Small bag shawl

    Foot cushioning
    Dress Shoes
    Sandals
    4 set of cltib
    Gown
    Waist trimmer
    Towel
    Watch

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  5. Holy mother of Jesus. You can actually read this? Bwahahahahahahaha. I think I could get maybe two. Maybe.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday too, because this is well...silly.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

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  6. Is that pills or "Pius"? Is she shopping for a Pope?

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  7. I won't waste your time emailing my answers. I seriously doubt I have even one right. But I DO agree with lowandslow on a couple of items. It seems certain that Mrs. C. is taking her OB Shampoo, a four set of octopus, and a waist trimmer.

    crack back
    T A butt
    bun corps
    crum warrior
    day or/breast
    OB shampoo
    pims
    small bar snail
    foot cashews
    dressing
    sand dunes
    four set octopus
    coven
    waist trimmer
    turd
    wazoo h

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  8. #1
    back pack
    TAButt
    fun conps
    cream/water
    dryer/brush
    OB shampoo
    pills
    small bab shall

    #2
    foot cushions
    dress shoes
    samDus
    4 sit opcuties
    gown
    waist trimmer
    towel
    waflh

    What was your problem? These were simple!!

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  9. I don't know what your problem is...this makes perfect sense to me:

    First sheet:
    Back pack (clearly a suitcase was just too much)
    TA butt (something for kicking butt?)
    Pan Corps (second cousin of Peace Corps?)
    Crim (abbreviated for Crimea?) water (is that code for champagne?)
    Day ER brush (hopefully, she will also pack the night ER brush...)
    OB sanpoo (I'm thinking this is something to deal with shit?)
    Pills (probably for the headache, caused by dealing with shit?)
    Small bar shack (is she planning to drink?)


    Second sheet:
    Foot cushions
    Dress shoes (probably the high heeled, uncomfortable ones, hence the need for the foot cushions)
    Sandies (you gotta have cookies, no?)
    4 sets of clothes (going for four days?)
    Crown (we all know she is the Queen)
    Waist trimmer (the Queen has to look trim!)
    Towel (makes sense, no matter what)
    Unolt (it's the opposite of "olt")

    Hahahaha...

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  10. I'm delighted (no, really) to see so many folks have tried *real* hard to guess. I'm out.

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  11. First list:
    Back Pack
    Tablet
    Bun Caps
    Gum/Water
    ? Brush
    ? Shampoo
    pills
    small bag ?

    Second list:
    Foot Cushions
    Dress Shoes
    Sandals
    ?
    Gown
    Waist Trimmer
    Towel
    Watch

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  12. I got lost after back pack and am not even sure of that. I really can't criticize. Often I am at the store and can't read my own shopping list. I blame it on the computer and the lost art of letter writing.

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  13. OK I'm gonna play!
    1st list
    Back Pack
    Table butter
    Pancakes
    cream/water
    ?/Brush
    Dog Shampoo
    Pills
    Small bag Shallots

    2nd list
    Foot cushions
    Dress shoes
    Sandals
    4 sets of cloths
    Gown
    Waist trimmer
    towel
    Watch

    And I thought my husband's handwriting was bad!

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  14. Mrs. C and I might be related. I can't even read my own handwriting...

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