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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

NAME THAT CHICKEN SCRATCH!


NAME THAT CHICKEN SCRATCH!

Again I’ve got nothing.  I have told every story I have to tell.  I have opined every opinion I have ever had.  I am out of rants.  I am out of stupid ideas.  I do have Mrs. Cranky’s shopping list.

So:

It is time for another “Guess what the hell Mrs. Cranky wrote down on her latest shopping list that she somehow expects me to read” quiz.

Yesterday we went shopping, and she wrote down the agenda for the day because otherwise she might forget what she planned to do.

The Agenda


I got the first two, but then I am lost and the last one has something to do with going to the bathroom…maybe.

The Shopping list



This will probably be easy for you ladies, but it is a good thing Mrs. C didn’t send me out alone to fill this list.  Oh, and Pepper, that is my handwriting. 

This test is pretty simple; I expect some to get 100%.  Those who are able to identify the most items will win a genuine giant WHOOP-TEE-DOO suitable for framing.

Good luck!

14 comments:

  1. Easy-peasy!!

    lozenges
    Earmuffs
    Yoo Hoos ten ewes
    floss
    creamer zinc
    tension
    distilled water
    soft
    Pia4
    pepper?

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  2. Well on the first one she went to the bank and to Staples. Unknown where else she went.

    As for the grocery list:

    Lottery ticket(s)
    emiff?
    YoHoo?
    ten something?
    Floss
    Creamer
    Zinc?
    tension? I get that a lot while shopping.
    Distwatter? Dishwasher soap?
    soft something?
    Pepper!

    I'd be in big trouble after returning from the store. I would have only gotten a couple of things. Okay, I would ask questions before I left so I could be called a jerk.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. May be Mrs.C is meant to be a doctor or is she?

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  4. enuff (?)
    yoo hoo
    creamer
    distilled water
    pepper
    lozenges
    tp (?)
    zinc
    tension (?)
    soft butter (?)

    ugh!

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  5. She said either you can go to the store yourself and screw it up (and be called a JERK), or just give up and let her hire a personal assistant.

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  6. If the store where you shop has a pharmacy, bring the list to them.

    If they can read doctors' handwriting, they can read your wife's.

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  7. So here's her plan:

    Bank
    Stay-frees
    Young and the Restless
    Bowel Movement

    And her shopping list:
    Enough
    YooHoo
    Crabmeat
    Disturb Wagon
    Pepper

    Toe gook
    Floss
    Zinc
    Tension
    Soft pita

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  8. I'd have better luck reading sanskrit :)

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  9. floss
    zinc
    pepper
    creamer
    soft something
    she's hopeless, get her a typewriter.

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  10. Love these. You're married to a puzzle generator.

    One of them is a tensor bandage. The last one on the right is either soft butter, soft toilet paper (buttwipe) or soft pita. I suggest you get all three.

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  11. Mrs. C's handwriting is nearly as hard to read as my own. Maybe she's writing in a language she invented.

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  12. I recognize three but that isn't even worth entering. I do think Nasreen has a great idea though.

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  13. Sorry i'm late to the party, lots of work lately. No, i don't even want to guess with most of it, but BM might be Books-a-Million. At least, i hope that's what she meant.

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  14. OK, I think I've got this!

    Her agenda: bank, Staples, a slow run, and a bowel movement (sounds like a productive day).

    The shopping list, left column: enough Yoohoo (Cranky, just learn already to get enough of her favorite drinks...), creamer, dishwasher, pepper

    Right column: lottery (preferably the winning ticket, I assume), Tylenol, floss, zinc, tension, sopapilla (Mexican cheesecake).



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