There is a right way and a wrong way to do many things. The correct way is obvious, and yet so many people do things incorrectly.
Toilet paper goes on over the roll so the paper does not touch the wall…yet many people load the paper under the roller. Why do they do it wrong?
Sugar goes on cereal before the milk so the milk mixes the sugar with all the cereal…yet many people put the sugar on after the milk. I don’t get it.
Socks and shoes go on in a sock/sock, shoe/shoe order. Some people (Like Meathead on the “All in the Family” TV show) go sock/shoe, sock/shoe. It is just wrong!
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is made by putting the peanut butter on a slice of bread, then adding the jelly on top of the peanut butter, then adding the second slice of bread. Believe it or not, some people put the peanut butter on one slice, the jelly on the other slice and then combine the bread…OH THE HUMANITY!
A car should be driven with the right foot on the gas. When braking, remove the right foot and use it to brake. There are actually people who gas with the right and brake with the left. They brake with the left foot! It boggles my mind. The left foot is for the clutch. If driving an automatic, the left foot has no use…it needs to be saved, you never know when a clutch will make a comeback.
Lately I have seen bowlers who don’t use their thumb and some that even bowl with two hands. They do very well. I can only imagine how well they might do if they rolled the ball correctly. The right way; one arm, a thumb and two fingers.
Pizza is meant to be eaten with one hand. You should fold a slice in half, pointy finger in the middle of the crust, and bite it at the end. If the end is drooping, you have to go and get it with your mouth. Two hands is wrong. A knife and fork is criminal!
Scrambled eggs should be scrambled in a bowl before adding to the pan. Do not add to the pan and then scramble. Why? Because there is a right way and a wrong way.
How do you eat pudding? Don’t even get me started on people who dip and not scoop.
What is wrong with people?