Lying in bed half asleep getting over a nasty cold. Mrs. C is at work at a dance competition. I am watching football in my underwear and the doorbell rings. Not once, not twice, THREE times!! Like it is an emergency. I snap awake, leap out of bed, pull on some pants and run downstairs.
No one is at the door. DING DONG, DING DING, DING DONG!!! AND NO ONE THERE??
In the door handle are pamphlets....
Nick Perrette and Larry Doyle for Sayreville Council...We want your vote!
Lynda Cleary for surrogate, Rodger Daley for Freeholder, Abrar "Sam" Khan for Freeholder...We want your vote!
Joe Kyrillos for U.S. Senate...I want your vote!
Anna Little for Congress...I want your vote!
Hmmm...I don't think so!!!
Nick, Larry, Lynda, Rodger, Abrar "Sam", Joe and Anna...how about GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!
Nice campaign...Ring and Run...I used to do that when I was 10...ASSHOLES!!
Like I won't see these pamphlets between now and election day so you have to ring and run. If you guys are not smart enough to tell your volunteers to just leave them in the door, I don't want you in office.
Damn I love blogging!!