Mysterious group protests Dem debate by unleashing pigeons wearing MAGA hats – I don’t care what your political view is, if you do not see the humor in this I feel sorry for you.
Most popular Disney ride around the world is not Space Mountain – The most popular Disney ride for me is the plane ride back to Jersey!
Newman alert, walking around hospital – At first I thought this was a “Be on the look out for” warning. Turns out it is the driver hurt in a Daytona Speedway crash…he is alert and recovering.
‘Happy Days’ star Henry Winkler labeled one of Hollywood’s nicest stars – Well, the bar is kinda low.
Maryland Walmart employee goes viral for her unique 'grumpy' expression – I told Mrs. C I could be a Walmart greeter!
Man, 91, becomes 'internet sensation' for working out in overalls – If I reach 91 I’m pretty sure putting overalls on will be a workout.
Calorie counts, specifically those with nuts, may not be as accurate as we all think – I don’t trust anything a nut counts.
Robert Durst murder trial underway with jury selection – What trial? I saw the movie ten years ago…he did it!
Georgia man takes down shoplifting suspect with grocery cart – “Stop where you are, I’ve got a grocery cart and I’m not afraid to use it!”
Kim Jong Un spent over $500G on Russian horses over past decade – Hell, we could have sold him some fine Texas Beef for half the price!
Mysterious radio signal from space is repeating every 16 days – Aliens found a recording of American Pie.
Feel Good Story of the Week
UK man, 77, ‘bravely’ fights off ATM mugger in boxing match caught on video – https://www.foxnews.com/world/uk-man-fights-off-atm-mugger-video
This illustrates my point in https://joeh-crankyoldman.blogspot.com/2020/02/what-makes-old-people-so-cantankerous.html
Poor need more money, wow, those World Bank wonks are brilliant. This is a clever round up.ReplyDelete
These are classics Joe and I always love your take. I saw that grumpy Walmart person. Wow. Sorry, you are much nicer than she appears to be.ReplyDelete
These always make me smile.ReplyDelete
Love these...I saw the grumpy lady from Wal-Mart. She's got nothing on a few of our patients getting a colonoscopy last week. (can't put that on social media however).ReplyDelete
"Don't trust anything a nut counts" is sound advice. Thanks for the laughs, and the great final story. Go, Trevor!ReplyDelete
If you were on the lookout for Newman, and saw him walking around the hospital...I suppose the proper thing to say would be: "Hello, NEWMAN!"ReplyDelete
Hey, I'm super curious about that radio signal from space. We can't be the only ones here.ReplyDelete