FUZZY SOAP (Probably TMI)
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| OK, it was not quite this disgusting...but close. |
We have one
shower in our shore house rental. It
gets used a lot by Mrs. C, myself and guests.
For the past
few weeks, whenever I take a shower I notice there are two bars of soap. One white bar of soap is covered with
hair. I guess it could be my hair, I don't think so, but I
don’t know for sure. I generally soap up
with my hands and the soap bar does not make actual body contact so I do not
think it is my hair.
I have
assumed the hairy soap was from someone else, possibly a previous renter.
I use the hairless
bar of soap. After many showers, the
hairless bar was getting down to a nub and I realized that Mrs. C must assume
the hairy soap was mine.
“Just so you know, the hairy bar of
soap in the shower is not mine. It was
either Sasquatch, or the ghost of Robin Williams that last used that soap.”
“Oh, thank God, I assumed it was you. That soap is disgusting!”
“I know! Do you think I could toss it out because I am
not using it…ever.”
Mrs. C as I
may have mentioned in previous posts does not like waste or I would have thrown
that bar away long ago.
“OMG, please. I don’t even like it staring at me when I
shower.”
We now have
a brand new clean hairless bar of soap in the shower.
How Sasquatch
snuck in our shower and defiled that other bar of soap remains a mystery.
BARF! Can't say that I would've used that soap, either.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a joke I heard as a kid. A lady found hair in the hamburger she was eating in a restaurant, so she stormed up to the counter to complain. From there, she could see the cook forming burger patties with his armpit. (To tell the joke properly, you, of course, had to emulate the actions...)
Have a super weekend!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. It's your soap isn't it? I would have tossed that right away. Glad you finally did. Did you wear a hazmat suit to get that baby out of the shower?
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend, Joe and Karen. ☺
So, you're opposed to natural exfoliates?
ReplyDeleteHairy soap and stale cereal . . . neither at all appealing. I guess some inconveniences must be tolerated in order to enjoy vacation at the beach.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't have to make room in your storage unit for that bar of soap, and pay to save it!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sandee, ewwwww! No matter how you tell this story, my first question will always be "why didn't you throw it away immediately?". I don't know how a self respecting renter could bring themselves to leave something like that in the shower.
ReplyDeleteWait...Mrs C was okay with throwing it out? She didn't want to save it in 'just in case'? Wow!!!! Now all you have to do is put a lot of hair on anything you want to get rid of. Problem solved.
ReplyDeleteThat actually might work!!
DeleteI strongly suggest you buy some liquid soap!
ReplyDeleteShe didn’t just rinse it off and clean the bar of soap, and use it later? Wow.
ReplyDeleteYes, liquid soap is the way to go.
ReplyDeleteYuk! I would have tossed it. Just looking at it would have me yearning for liquid soap.
ReplyDeleteNot sure I could have gotten in the shower with that "thing". Yuck.
ReplyDeleteI also cast a vote for liquid soap.
The previous renter left his soap behind? How rude! I would have ditched it the first day, while wearing thick rubber gloves.
ReplyDeleteBar soap, to me, is generally pretty disgusting. Shower gel is the way to go.
ReplyDeleteHave never seen seen bar soap stuck with such — would have pitched first time I saw it.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwww. . .
ReplyDeleteTwo words - Shower gel. - Gross, gross, gross and eeewwwwww.
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