STUPID HEADLINES 072417
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
N-word used on Walmart website to describe product color – In the fall, Walmart is planning a large “Honkey Sale.”
Saudi Arabia investigates video of young woman walking in miniskirt – Saudis’ up in arms over a video, I wonder what body part they cut off for this infraction.
Apple patents way to secretly call 911 using your fingerprint – This should keep the 911 operators busy with accidental calls.
Bodies of couple believed found in glacier 75 years after their disappearance – Believed? Seems this should be cut and dry, either they were found in the glacier, or they were not.
NYC men square off in bloody brawl involving machete, garbage cans – When they say choose your weapon, I’m not sure I would go for the garbage can.
Mayoral candidate tells audience members at forum in Florida to 'go back to Africa' – I’m going to take a wild guess that this guy was already not going to get the African American vote.
Toronto man builds park stairs for $550, irking city after $65,000 estimate – Good to know it is not only in the US that politicians have millions of dollars to spend, and no sense on how to spend them.
Pounds of pork plop onto roof of Florida home – Alligators, sharks, pythons, and now pork falling out of the sky…I’m staying in New Jersey.
Rats fall from ceiling at a Dallas Chipotle – And just like the guy whose feet are big and moldy, Chipotle doesn’t give a crap, about rats falling from the ceiling they keep falling; because their free, no reason for worry. (Apologies to B.J. Thomas.)
Mike Rowe fires back at claim he's against higher education – Star of Dirty Jobs claims, “That be rediculum! I always be in favorite of higher educatin!
THIS WEEKS FEEL-GOOD STORY WAS A NO BRAINER:
Dog swims through Long Island Sound to rescue baby deer – I’m still a sucker for dog stories.
And A Bonus Feel-good story:
Family wins Powerball jackpot and gives it away – Many of these winners end up bankrupt, I think this family will just get rich in another way.
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