Stupid Headlines 070217
It’s time again for
What could go wrong?
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Alien pulled over in Georgia – Pulled over for driving while on a
cell phone, Mr. Xyzndrpjmn Smith claims, "I was just phoning home."
Singapore 'vending machine' dispenses
Ferraris, Lamborghinis – At about $120,000, that machine is going to take a lot of quarters!
How Video Games Are Making You
Bad in Bed – Gaming
makes you bored with your joy stick?
Dunkin Donuts sued over claims that
‘steak’ sandwich doesn't contain steak – First Buffalo wings are really chicken, not buffalo and now fake
steak?
A bizarre new form of liquid water is
discovered – I had
enough trouble with chemistry, this just pushes me over the edge! I read this
article twice and here is what I learned…huh?
Killer whales are tormenting Alaskan
fishermen – Sea
World karma.
Prostitutes speak out against Senate
health bill – Well, if the prostitutes can't get on board, that's good enough for me.
Wall Street Legend Predicts “Dow
50,000”! – BUY, BUY,
BUY!
Famed Investor Predicts Historic
Market Drop – Wait…SELL,
SELL, SELL!
WWII vet recounts how he tricked
15,000 German soldiers – The old wallet on a string trick!
A massive climate change study is
canceled because of climate change – Climate experts say the climate change study will restart
as soon as the climate stops changing.
FEEL-GOOD NEWS STORY OF
THE WEEK:
Pregnant woman runs over
purse-snatching suspect in Walmart parking lot – Thief charged with theft, lady
charged with assault with a deadly weapon…thief not seriously hurt…I expect the
lady will not do time.
If I can’t
find a good dog story you can’t beat a pregnant lady fighting back and winning!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I saw that video of the woman running over that thief. Good for her! I doubt she'll do any time either but I worry about that loser suing her for his injuries.
ReplyDelete"Prostitutes speak out against Senate health bill" That's pretty ballsy of them speaking out against their customer's legislation like that. ;)
ReplyDeleteLoved the SeaWorld Karma...and i see Karma at work in a couple of the others as well.
ReplyDeleteI hate a thief I say he got what was coming to him, assault with a deadly weapon? Give me a break, by the time the cops got there he would have been long gone.
ReplyDeleteBuy, buy, buy. Wait, sell, sell, sell. Bwahahahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI loved the gal that ran over the purse snatcher. Serves him right.
I linked this post to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
That story about the woman giving chase and running down the thief was on our news as well...I think they both agreed to just let it go man....let it go.
ReplyDeleteDunkin Donuts no steak, really??? Don't even get me going on chicken of the sea.
ReplyDeleteHa! I'd like to see that Singapore vending machine.
ReplyDeleteBuy and sell. Isn't that what the people who make the commissions say, so they get your money?
ReplyDeleteWhat's next, suing Oscar Mayer because his hot dogs don't contain DOG?
ReplyDeleteLove everyone these...Coffee is on
ReplyDeleteBuy buy buy, sell sell sell. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteVideo Games Are Making You Bad in Bed... I don't even want to ask.
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