Lock Mess Nonster
Many years ago, there was a fuzzy picture of the Lock Ness Monster which had
people very excited.
Proof that
the monster exists!
This fuzzy
photo could have been a blow-up pool toy, but it still perpetuated the
myth.
Then there
was a film clip, also fuzzy, of bigfoot which turned out to be a guy in a
costume.
There has
been a few billion dollars spent on expeditions to prove the existence of
Nessie and of Bigfoot. There have been
many sightings, but zero photos that were not fuzzy nothings.
Virtually
every person in the world currently carries a cell phone/camera which takes
brilliant photos and action clips. There
are cameras which left in trees, film any creature which triggers it with any
movement. We have sonar, we have night
vision, we have heat sensor instruments, we have satellites which take pictures from outer space of tanks for crispy sake.
If the Lock Ness monster or Bigfoot existed we would have real proof by
now.
No photos of
Nessie or Bigfoot that aren’t fuzzy and fake looking. No bigfoot bones ever uncovered, we have fossils
and bones from dinosaurs millions of years old, but no bones or fossils of
Nessie or Bigfoot.
Do bears
shit in the woods? Why yes, trackers see
it all the time. Bigfoot poop? Never discovered. Strange DNA of a Bigfoot or Nessie…I don’t
think so.
Scientists
have discovered strange creatures a zillion fathoms under the sea, but no
Nessie. Civilization has been
encroaching on our wilderness such that deer, bear and mountain lions have
become a nuisance, when years ago they were seldom spotted…where is a bigfoot.
All the
technology, all the cameras at the ready, all the expeditions and TV specials
dedicated to finding these mythical creatures and what have we found? NADA!
Just the
other day I saw this “Proof” that the Lock Ness Monster is real:
I’m
convinced, or wait; actually, I think that is either a big stick in the lake,
or a small worm on the lens.
Stop it
people, Nessie and Bigfoot do not exist.
LIke REM said:
ReplyDelete"If you believe they put a man on the moon
Man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve
Then nothing is cool."
Conspiracies and tall tales are fun.
Yeah, no Bigfoot bones or fur or DNA. It would have been found by now. There's a cute movie my boys liked, kind of based on the premise of where Nessie came from. It's called The Water Horse. Here's the trailer.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuvPpCMgA9U
Neither does the Easter Bunny, but don't you are say that to a three year old. Ditto Santa. I don't care either way, let people enjoy their myths and fairy tales. It's all pat of the magic that is life.
ReplyDeleteHe certainly wasn't around whenever I've looked for him. I reckon he switched locations when they started looking for him. Devilish clever, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteCan we add ghosts and UFOs to that list?
ReplyDeleteYes, i agree, they are extremely unlikely to exist, although i've learned not to say "never" because then i get proved wrong.
ReplyDeleteBUT MAYBE-
ReplyDeletekidding. i got noting.
Probably not but it's still fun to pretend.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of Unicorns? Ah ha, they do exist.
ReplyDeleteSo does the Tooth Fairy!
DeleteWell I don't care what you say, the Cardiff Giant HAS to be real!! ;-)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.farmersmuseum.org/node/2482
Things in the water can be ever so deceiving. What you think it is and what it turns out to be are two different things.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
People believe lots of weird stuff!!
ReplyDeleteNow that you've convinced us of the truth somebodys gonna step in some Bigfoot poop somewhere, I hope their cell phone takes clear pictures...I bet not.
ReplyDeleteI don't believe in these mythical creatures but I still find the stories about them to be fun.
ReplyDeleteOmgosh. Big Foot is HUGE out here. I don't have feelings either way. Maybe they exist, maybe they don't. I suppose like everyone else I'm waiting for real evidence. I'd be most interested in seeing a real Nessie tho over a Big Foot.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that folks need to lay off the wacky tobbacky:)
ReplyDeleteI never leave the house without a good camera. Because I *could* encounter Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, or Elvis. And everyone will have fuzzy cell phone pics, and I'll have great photos that I'll sell to CNN.
ReplyDeleteHa!