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Sunday, July 16, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 071617

STUPID HEADLINES 071617
It’s time again for
Is this why southerners call us Yankees?
  \STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Holy Communion bread cannot be gluten-free, Vatican says – The body of Christ is not gluten-free?
Shark Week 2017 puts Michael Phelps against a great white shark – My money is on the shark.
·      California drug cop arrested in $2 million marijuana bust
·      110lbs of marijuana seized’ Missouri Highway Patrol tweets about drug bust
·      FHP busts driver with 170 lbs. of marijuana
Nevada marijuana supply running low, state of emergency declared by governor – “And the times they are a changing!”

What's the best time of day to exercise?Yesterday!

Corning's glass-full concept car – As long as people who drive them don’t throw stones.
Police help free baby bear with jar stuck on head -

Queen Elizabeth II is getting a 78% raise from the government – And Mexico is going to pay for it.
Florida woman sets home on fire after fight over TV volume – She probably should have just hit the down arrow on the volume button.
Texas man stuck in ATM slides 'help me' note in receipt slot to bystanders – If they had ATM’s in the 50’s this would have been on “Lucy”.  Too funny!
Glass-filled meatballs left for dogs in Dallas residents' yards – I don’t believe in capital punishment, but if they find this guy, would it be ok to drop him into the middle of an ISIS stronghold with a large cross tattoo on his head?
Olympic gold medalist kisses girlfriend, fails drug test – WOW! That is some hot girlfriend!
FEEL-GOOD STORY
Beachgoers form a human chain to save a family trapped in a rip current – People working together…very refreshing.http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/11/us/human-chain-florida-beach-trnd/index.html
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Come back again next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

13 comments:

  1. I saw pictures of that rip tide event. Very inspiring.

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  2. You are absolutely right about the best time of day to exercise!

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  3. Yesterday was 'too soon ago' to exercisse...maybe ... last year?

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  4. There are some idiots out there.

    I loved the human chain story. Very feel good.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. I agree, with yesterday being the best day ...

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  6. Had to laugh at Mexico paying for the Queen's raise.

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  7. I read about the human chain saving that family and was very happy to finally read something good in the newspaper. The Queen got a 78% raise? Seriously? I just got a 2% raise that brought me up to my max salary for the rest of my working life. And I'm not as old as she is. Finally, I'm so glad that the little bear got some help. I had my hand stuck in a Heath bar wrapper but nobody came to my rescue so I just ate it. Glad that didn't make the news, I'm suppose to be on a diet.

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  8. OMG Too funny. The best was the masturbator yanked from the library.

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  9. "Is this why southerners call us Yankees?"

    Yes. ;)

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  10. Of course my 13-year-old self appreciates the masturbator being yanked from the library!

    FYI, I have a friend in the MO Highway Patrol, and he once told me that just because you see a headline like "110 Pounds of Marijuana Seized" on a certain highway...doesn't mean it really happened. That sometimes, they just want to get the word out not to traffic your drugs through Missouri, because you'll get caught.

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  11. Well, I suppose a sufficiently hot girlfriend could cause elevated testosterone levels. . . ;)

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  12. Hey, we have a gluten free line at mass. Apparently St. Mark's didn't get the memo. - And the guy in the ATM.. Omgosh. I felt so bad for him!

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