STUPID HEADLINES 071617
It’s time again for
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| Is this why southerners call us Yankees? |
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Holy Communion bread cannot be
gluten-free, Vatican says – The body of Christ is not gluten-free?
Shark Week 2017 puts Michael Phelps
against a great white shark – My money is on the shark.
· California drug cop arrested in $2 million marijuana bust
· 110lbs of marijuana seized’ Missouri Highway Patrol tweets about drug
bust
· FHP busts driver with 170 lbs. of marijuana
Nevada marijuana supply running low,
state of emergency declared by governor – “And the times they are a changing!”
What's the best time of
day to exercise? – Yesterday!
Corning's glass-full concept car – As long as people who drive them
don’t throw stones.
Police help free baby bear with
jar stuck on head -
Queen Elizabeth II is getting a 78%
raise from the government – And Mexico is going to pay for it.
Florida woman sets home on fire after
fight over TV volume – She probably should have just hit the down arrow on the volume button.
Texas man stuck in ATM slides 'help
me' note in receipt slot to bystanders – If they had ATM’s in the 50’s this would have been on
“Lucy”. Too funny!
Glass-filled meatballs left for dogs
in Dallas residents' yards – I don’t believe in capital punishment, but if they find this
guy, would it be ok to drop him into the middle of an ISIS stronghold with a large
cross tattoo on his head?
Olympic gold medalist kisses
girlfriend, fails drug test – WOW! That is some hot girlfriend!
FEEL-GOOD STORY
Beachgoers form a human chain to save
a family trapped in a rip current – People working together…very refreshing.http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/11/us/human-chain-florida-beach-trnd/index.html
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I saw pictures of that rip tide event. Very inspiring.
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely right about the best time of day to exercise!
ReplyDeleteYesterday was 'too soon ago' to exercisse...maybe ... last year?
ReplyDeleteThere are some idiots out there.
ReplyDeleteI loved the human chain story. Very feel good.
I linked this post to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
I agree, with yesterday being the best day ...
ReplyDeleteGreat, as I expected!!
ReplyDeleteHad to laugh at Mexico paying for the Queen's raise.
ReplyDeleteI read about the human chain saving that family and was very happy to finally read something good in the newspaper. The Queen got a 78% raise? Seriously? I just got a 2% raise that brought me up to my max salary for the rest of my working life. And I'm not as old as she is. Finally, I'm so glad that the little bear got some help. I had my hand stuck in a Heath bar wrapper but nobody came to my rescue so I just ate it. Glad that didn't make the news, I'm suppose to be on a diet.
ReplyDeleteOMG Too funny. The best was the masturbator yanked from the library.
ReplyDelete"Is this why southerners call us Yankees?"
ReplyDeleteYes. ;)
Of course my 13-year-old self appreciates the masturbator being yanked from the library!
ReplyDeleteFYI, I have a friend in the MO Highway Patrol, and he once told me that just because you see a headline like "110 Pounds of Marijuana Seized" on a certain highway...doesn't mean it really happened. That sometimes, they just want to get the word out not to traffic your drugs through Missouri, because you'll get caught.
Well, I suppose a sufficiently hot girlfriend could cause elevated testosterone levels. . . ;)
ReplyDeleteHey, we have a gluten free line at mass. Apparently St. Mark's didn't get the memo. - And the guy in the ATM.. Omgosh. I felt so bad for him!
ReplyDeleteThe human chain story proves that not all headlines from Florida are stupid headlines. Phew!
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