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Saturday, February 11, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 021217

STUPID HEADLINES 021217
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Respectable English Towns Being Plagued By Pop-Up Brothels – This isn’t new, Pop-Tarts have been around for years.
Alien hunter says he found a fossilized grizzly bear on Mars – Or it might be a speck of dust on the camera lens…probably a fossilized grizzly bear.
Woman gets stuck in bathtub after using too much coconut oil – She tried to get out to the tune of “Slip sliding away.”
Texas Rangers join search for Tom Brady's missing jersey – He was just airing it out and it disappeared.
Tattoo-covered sex offender sought by US Marshals – Be on the look  
out for man 5’6” 140 lbs., light complexion and really scary looking!

Male brains linked to higher autism risk in women – Wha wha wha what?
Florida man caught trying to steal $7 billion, blames Jesus – Man claimed he would have others take $7 billion from him so he was just doing unto others.

Woman reportedly shoots boyfriend over cold taco – I suspect this happens periodically.

Paris to build 8-foot-high bulletproof glass wall around Eiffel Tower – Mexico reflexively announced that they refuse to pay for it.
FLORIDA* GOLFER FIGHTS OFF ALLIGATOR WITH PUTTER – This was a very bold move. His caddy recommended a three iron.

Man Plans to Fly 80 Rhinos to Australia to Protect them From Poachers–and Extinction - This has been a bad idea in the past, I just hope Australia doesn’t have a Rhinoceros plague.


*I don’t look for Florida stories, they just keep coming!



AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY FOR THE WEEK:


Mailman builds ramp for aging dog so they can continue their sweet daily greeting – OK, I’m a sucker for dog stories.


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9 comments:

  1. Tattoos are becoming more popular it seems, maybe this guy is a walking catalogue of the artist's designs ... I believe I'll pass.

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  2. Tight end returns after colon surgery? Ha. Several good ones here. Take care.

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  3. Yikes on that tattooed pervert. That is one scary dude indeed.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺

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  4. So you're telling me that "Hey little girl, want some candy?" works, even for someone who looks like that? Yikes! She must have wanted candy really, really bad!

    Love the mailman/dog story. I'm a sucker for dog stories, too. :)

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  5. These were all funny. Just when I thought I had a favorite, the next one won me over. They were all winners and ending with a sweet dog story--mercy.

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  6. Heh, heh! Pop Tarts, miserly Mexico, and the putter-fighter. I hope the folks in Australia have rhino-thwarting clubs in their golf bag.

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  7. Heh. . . 'Periodically'. . . I see what you did there. . .

    And I was thinking it was awfully generous of a baseball team to help a football player find his lost jersey. . .

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  8. These are all good. Well, except for the comment regarding my Tommy boy! LOL

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