STUPID HEADLINES 052216
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It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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New Jersey Is in a Pickle Over Pork
Sandwich – Big hoo-ha whether to call
new official State Sandwich “Pork Roll” or “Taylor Ham”…We have lots of
difficult issues in Jersey. BTW, I vote “Taylor Ham.”
Doctors
perform first U.S. penis transplant – I would go on a donor list myself, but
my penis has a long history of being rejected.
Drunk roosters captured in New Zealand – “Crock-a-noodle-oodle-oo”
This week’s obligatory stupid headline out of
Florida
FLORIDA MAN TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR
MURDERING IMAGINARY FRIEND – Pixel, What is it about your state?
NYPD crushes dozens of confiscated motorcycles live on Facebook – Un-cycle
instead of recycle?
Burglary suspect turns out to be raccoon hiding under plant – Well the raccoon
did have a mask.
Milwaukee frozen custard stand
under fire over English-only policy – It’s a Spanish neighborhood, but how many words do you
need to learn? Chocolate is Chocolate, Vanilla is Vainilla, Sprinkles is
Esprinkles…come on people!
New
Islamic Mayor Of London Warns Trump Not To Make Terrorists Angry – You mean they decapitate, burn
alive, rape, and destroy everything that is non-Muslim now, and they aren’t
angry.
9 out of 10 Native Americans not offended by Redskins name, poll
reveals – The offended Native American is a dentist who
does not recommend Dentine to his patients that chew gum.
Researchers believe two mega tsunamis wiped out ancient shorelines on
Mars – Researchers also believe little green dogs survived
by heading to high ground but Martians did not heed this early warning.
Three-way fight between a cat, snake and frog – I didn’t even read this article and I know the punch line has
to be, “I was talking to the frog!”
‘HALLA-POO-YAH!’: Florida Mom Sees God In Baby’s Soiled Diaper – Florida again! It’s got to be the water.
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STUPID
HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
That's why i vacation in Florida, but i'm not sure i want to live there. Just in case it is in the water, i buy the bottled stuff when i'm there.
ReplyDeleteWhen you elect a governor like Chris Christie twice, you end up having to muddle over tough questions like what to call pork sandwiches.
ReplyDeleteCompared to previous Governors, arguing over a sandwich is a plus.
DeleteI wouldn't want to live in Florida either, but California isn't any better.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday as always.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
um, glad i live in texas?
ReplyDeleteThese are funnier every week--or are people just getting crazier?
ReplyDeleteThere's definitely something in the water in Florida... (I'd like you to know we use a filter at the Peeper household). And you didn't even mention the headline about a man throwing a live alligator into the drive-thru window of a Wendy's restaurant.
ReplyDeleteLOL on your comment about the headline with the penis transplant!
Coming from ten generations of Floridians, my only guess is that it is to give California a break. They use to garner all the headlines. Kind of like how Mississippi gives Arkansas a break and visa versa. Someone has to bare the brunt.
ReplyDeleteThe raccoon had a mask! Maybe he was from Florida, and didn't want anyone to know.
ReplyDeleteThese all are completely plausible. I don't know! Throwing a dart...landed on the redskins. I do know the baby diaper and penis transplant are real.
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