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Saturday, May 14, 2016


And that is why I prefer dogs!
It is time again for

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

Homicide Victims Rarely Talk To Police* – This was the result of a three year study.

Florida man shoots, kills brother in beef over cheeseburger – A “Where’s the beef,” beef.

Virginia girl without hands wins handwriting contestCompetitive parents challenge results on a technicality! (Seriously, she used her elbows to write… amazing.)

Scientists believe they have found a cure for pedophiliaPenisectomy!

Feds need public help collecting coyote poop – WTF! Is Washington running out of bullshit?

After a 48-day coma, Army veteran shocks family with first words 'I want Taco Bell' – Turns out he was asking for a cowbell, which is even stranger.

Feds pay researcher to have bee sting his penis* – I am going to guess that he did not have a happy ending.

Pope says he's willing to study whether women can be deacons – But only if they are called Deaconettes.

'Fat activist' lectures college kids on 'thin privilege' – The lecturer has a Masters in Human Sexuality—with a focus on the “intersection of body size, race and gender” …I’ve been a smoker, I’ve been a drunk and I’ve been fat, all are things you can change, stop being a bloody (for you Sarah) victim!

HS lacrosse players accused of killing guinea pig, painting faces with blood – What is it about lacrosse players?  BTW, they lost 16-6.

Former VP Dan Quayle endorses Donald Trump for President – “Trump and the Presidency go together like steak and a potatoe.”

Woman arrested for stinking up bathroom and closing down restaurantI got nothing…this is from the article - One customer adds, “I couldn’t breathe. I knew she was in there blasting fudge monkeys, but the smell was toxic. This woman is a monster; human beings are not capable of something so foul.”
The first responding firefighters had to go in with oxygen tanks. “Never in my 30 years on the job have I seen anything so rancid,” states the Fire Chief. “It was dangerous sending my guys in there, but we had to rescue the 200+ people trapped and unable to move. These men are heroes.”

*Thx to Fraternity brothers Frog and Marty for SH submissions.


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  1. I think I have a better cure for pedophilia than a penisectomy. A headectomy. Once you remove their head, a pedophile can't wreak any more havoc or heartache...

  2. Oh the last one. Really? How is that possible?

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  3. A 3 yr. study on homicide victims not speaking?? Hahahaha.- The feds should come here. They can have all of the coyote poop they want! - No to the women deacons. It's bad enough we have altar girls now. Ugh. Tradition. Can we just keep a little bit of it?

  4. I always wanted to be the first woman Pope, but since I'm not Catholic those prejudiced archbishops wouldn't even consider me!!

  5. Dan Quayle is still in the US?? The one I feel sorry for in woman clearing the restaurant bit is the poor fellow that probably at one time had to go home with her. Pretty sure he is now where I thought Dan Quayle was.

  6. Fascinating stuff as only you can present it!

  7. holy mackerel! So amazingly silly.

  8. LOL on your cure for pedophilia!

  9. Funny thing is...the Feds could probably have found a guy who would let a bee sting his penis for FREE. Always wasting our tax dollars...

  10. Wait a minute - they ARRESTED the stinky-poop lady?!? I mean, I get it - stinking up a public restroom is obnoxious (and, you know, just plain noxious). . . But. . . stink-bombing a public john is something you can get ARRESTED for?!?

    And now I'm wondering if the bee-sting-penis guy is some kinda 'holistic' penis-enlargement thing. . . Bet that'll make Mr. Happy swell right up. . .