STUPID HEADLINES 052916
It is time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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The Fed has a chatterbox
problem – So
this is why Stephen Hayes suddenly went on a trip.
West Virginia officer arrested after having sex with a woman – I’ve
heard some strange things about West Virginia, but I cannot believe it is
illegal to have sex with a woman.
Medical
experts warn of ‘dormant butt syndrome’ – Especially dangerous when it begins to rumble.
Pennsylvania man poured gasoline on smoking girlfriend – It
is unclear if she was smoking, or smoking-hot, if she was smoking then she was
both.
Living
in a Town of Two – Two residents in Minowi Nebraska, town
is facing it’s 27th run-off in the last mayoral election.
Ironman sets world record after pulling double-decker bus with his hair
– I got nothing.
Man attacked by snake that slithered up through his toilet –
As Oberlin College activism flared, students pushed to banish grades
below 'C' – Dang, if they did this when I was in school
would have no grades at all.
Why Did Woman With The Giant Inflatable Penis Cross The Road? – Her friend Alice was on the other side and she wanted to see Alice.
96-year-old Heimlich uses namesake maneuver on choking woman – Woman
was glad 96 year old was not named Naval.
Pakistani men can beat wives 'lightly,' Islamic council says - "A husband should be allowed to lightly beat his wife if she defies his commands and refuses to dress up as per his desires; turns down demand of intercourse without any religious excuse or does not take bath after intercourse or menstrual periods,"
I wonder what they consider “Lightly.”
Holy Cow! Runaway Bovine Drops
From Sky, Damages House – After this, the homeowner says they plan…(should I? I’m sorry, I have to do
it) to moo-ve.
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STUPID HEADLINES
Follow up to Ralph the Tomato…RIP Ralph
Good luck with Ralph II!
ReplyDeleteI wondered where Stephen's been
ReplyDeleteHe said something about going to look for his keys
Deletehave a pleasant fine day Joe
ReplyDeleteI am now goiong to google "dormant butt syndrome." I'm willing to bet you have just created yet another worry for me.
ReplyDeleteNow i want to waste some time looking up small towns and what's going on in them. Good luck with the new tomato plant.
ReplyDeleteI can see why the cop got arrested. You can't do bribes. You just can't.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday as always.
Poor Ralph. He didn't last long at all. Let's see if your wife can to better.
Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺
I think RALPH'S A JERK!!
ReplyDeleteI can maim that plant in three days. Joe can maim it in two. OK Joe, Maim That Plant!
ReplyDeleteI'll probably run into Nasreen over at Google. Dormant butt syndrome really has me curious too.
ReplyDeleteI want to see the insurance adjuster's report on that last headline!
ReplyDeleteGood luck to Mrs. C with Ralph II!
That Mars Rover is not a very good penis-drawer! I've got a better likeness from the road peen that's been on the county highway down by my mailbox for three months.
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm an authority on penis art, of course...
DeleteI'm responsible for many things, but I'm not responsible for the Fed's chatterbox problem. I've enjoyed your posts while on vacation. Mrs. C. and I began our mornings with coffee and your blog.
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