SALARY STUDY FINDS NO GENDER
DISCRIMINATION
I recently stumbled across this
article buried on page 36 of “Study This” magazine. I found it very interesting and informative,
April 31, 2016
CP International
A study by
the Santa Monica Institute of SE has determined that previous studies claiming
woman are paid less than men for similar jobs has been proven false. Morris Fenwick, Professor of the schools PC
studies and a Social engineer expert says extensive surveys and data collected
over a five year period has determined that gender discrimination does not
exist as relates to pay for similar jobs.
“We have determined that pay
discrimination does in fact exist, but it is not gender related. Our findings show that short people are paid
on average .78 for every $1 earned by tall people.
The science is clear, workers who
stand 5’ 7” or taller earn more money on average than workers who are shorter than
5’ 7”.”
Interestingly
enough the study finds no salary discrimination for people above 5’ 7”. A six foot person earns about the same for a
similar job as a 5’ 8” person. For those
below 5’ 7” the pay inequity does not vary until the height of 4’ 6”. Apparently people below 4’ 6” are paid even
less on average than 5’ 6” people.
Mr. Fenwick
suggests that based on his study gender discrimination laws need to be revoked
and laws should be aimed at the pay discrimination of short people.
“We could just take all
current laws and substitute ‘Short People’ for ‘Women.’ It should really be
quite simple.”
Fenwick goes
on further to assert, “This study is a
perfect illustration of how concentrating on the wrong factors can arrive at
incorrect conclusions. Perhaps other
common beliefs need to be reexamined. Is
climate change really the result of carbon dioxide, or do higher temperatures
cause retention of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere? Does lead paint effect
peoples intelligence, or do only stupid people eat paint?”
Fenwick is
currently petitioning the Government for funds to reevaluate these pressing
questions along with many others.
As Fenwick
says, “A fact is only
something that has not yet been disproved.”
Mr Fenwick needs to learn the difference between effect and affect.
ReplyDeleteI object to his whole findings anyway. Not all men are tall, my male ancestors were all under 5'6", most of them 5'4". And not all women are short. My niece is 5'9", my grand daughter is 5'8", my mother in law was 5" 7" although she may have shrunk a little now that she is 91.
I dare not pass this on to those negotiating pay rises on the grounds gender discrimination!
ReplyDeleteSo short people are poorer than tall people? We should have a bunch of millionaires line up and see their height.
ReplyDeletereally ,can't believe it as if it is true shorter will definitely try to enhance their height
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid there's too much documentation that proves gender pay discrimination to not believe it, but I do believe there are other metrics that prove, as suggested, that short people are discriminated against, too. And how about "beautiful" people? All too often top executives are relatively good looking. Wanna be a top model or a movie star? Short, ugly, dumpy people need not apply, Danny DeVito excepted. Problem is, I don't think you can just pass a law that will make people look past those things.
ReplyDeleteSo are we going to see another movement here? #shortlivesmatter :)
ReplyDeleteThis guy needs to be in politics. He'd fit right in.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
I have a funny feeling my leg is being pulled here. . .
ReplyDeleteI hear a song by Randy Newman playing somewhere.
ReplyDeleteI personally know of too many instances of gender pay discrimination to buy into the premise that gender discrimination doesn't exist. I've also heard about height discrimination but I don't think I've ever been caught up in that, even though I'm considered short.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Can they do a study on salaries of fat vs skinny folks? Bald vs full heads of hair? People want to know this stuff!
ReplyDeleteThey probably already have!!
DeleteHeeheehee! Maybe he can find out if it's true shorter people live longer or it just seems longer!
ReplyDeleteCriminy, I am 5'2" and a woman. I didn't have a chance. Hope he wasn't paid for this study.
ReplyDeleteYu can say anything you want if you know how to manipulate statistics ,,, and your audience is generally clueless.
ReplyDeleteThere are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up and the kind you make up. ;-)
ReplyDeleteAll good points. But there are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good with numbers and those who aren't.
ReplyDeleteAnd what's more they got little eyes
ReplyDeletelittle hands
they walk around
tellin' great big lies.....
you got to pick them up
just to say hello...
Except for the date, I would have sworn this was an April Fool's article!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree about the lead paint!
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