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Saturday, July 4, 2015



It’s time again for
Easy mistake




This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.


Comment moderation is on for one day.


A man named Rod gets struck by lightning twice – So I guess the child didn’t get spoiled.

Lamb engineered with jellyfish DNA sold as livestock in France – The French producing spineless livestock…never saw that coming.

California Legislature passes strict school vaccine bill – In my day you had to suck it up and go to school, and they were all strict, now they just give you a vaccine to protect against strict schools?

Man in wheelchair robs bank in New York, makes getaway – So he was both the robber and the wheelman.

12 Prison Employees Suspended Following Big-Dicked Murderer’s Escape – New York doesn’t have the death penalty, but apparently this murderer was still well hung.

Wimbledon's Centre Court evacuated after small fire – What kind of grass is on those courts?

Google developing “Backseat Driver” for driverless car – The new app will constantly call out, “Slow down.” Or “Watch where you’re going” to make husbands feel at home.

Testicle-eating fish with human-like teeth caught in NJ lake – I always wondered why it is called “Falsetto Lake.”

Tennessee couple plans to tie the knot again, after wife loses memory of big day – Geeze…when the husband forgets he catches hell, the wife forgets and they just do it all over again!

The government wants you to grill fruit for the Fourth of July – You will have to pry the spatula from my cold drunken hands to make me grill fruit!

TV news crews robbed of cameras during live broadcasts – The whole thing was caught on film, unfortunately…

What's behind increase in shark attacks – Uh…sharks?


Last week’s fake was:

None of the above!

The winners are:

I think it's None of the Above this week, too!!

this week i'm saying they're all true.

Hmm. None of the above, I think.

Again I say all these are true, no none of the above is my answer.

I think "none of the above."

There were only 7 incorrect guesses.

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  1. I wasn't all that sure last week. I'm glad I'm still in the winners circle.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

  2. This time I think it's Rod!

  3. Unless you mean a computer in the trunk, it has to be Google developing “Backseat Driver” for driverless car!!

  4. You may not like it, but people have been grilling pineapple as part of shish kebabs for a long time, and there are a few other fruit that work well, too.

    Congratulations to last week's winners, and i can't see them developing a backseat driver for the driverless car, that will be the human's only job!

  5. I doubt the government would offend the meat industry by telling people to grill fruit.

  6. It had better be the Google Back-Seat Driver, because I am tired of losing!

    Heh, heh. The unspoiled child, the strict schools, "Falsetto Lake," and that big-dicked escapee that I won't touch with a ten-foot pole. You outdid yourself this week!

  7. I'm going for Testicle-eating fish with human-like teeth caught in NJ lake as the fake one. And I'm really confident that I'm correct this time. Because stuff like that can only happen in would never happen in New Jersey.

    Would it?

  8. I am going with the "Testicle-eating fish with human-like teeth caught in NJ lake" as the fake.

  9. I suspect the Google headline isn't true. I would like to think there is one place left they haven't ventured.

  10. Google developing “Backseat Driver” for driverless car is my pick. What would be the point?

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺