STUPID HEADLINE 071215
It’s time again for
|Im unclined to disagreement!|
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
No contest this week, all headlines are real.
Moron jumps on stage on Broadway to try and charge his phone in a fake outlet – Maybe it was a fake phone. Did anyone think of that?
NBA star Matt Bonner blames iPhone 6 for shooting woes – You should never text and drive to the basket.
Oregon allowing 15-year-olds to get state-subsidized sex-change operations – As long as they don’t smoke, drink, drive, or have sex.
About Eight Inches Makes June 5th Wettest in History- See, size does matter!
In long-predicted shift, California Latinos now outnumber whites – Next thing you know they’ll change the name from City of Angles to Los Angeles!
Whoopi Goldberg talks threats for supporting Bill Cosby – She claims she once dated the comedian and he slipped himself a Mickey!
Boonsboro farmer on trial denies abusing livestock – “I did mess around with the cows teats, but the sheep are lying!”
Florida man scared by fake alligator in toilet bangs head against wall and is knocked out – I’d be scared too if I thought I just crapped an alligator.
NJ company recalls 30,200 pounds of parmesan cheese – “I remember it as if it were yesterday, ahh those were the days when girls were girls, men were men, and parmesan cheese was parmesan cheese.”
Memphis Officials Are Going To Dig Up Graves Just To Erase The Memory Of The Confederacy – Dig up graves to bury the past?
Jeb Bush is dead wrong on zombies – Well then he won’t get my vote.
Manure Expo to be held in Chambersburg July 14-15 – Mark your calendar and watch your step.
*Thanks to Uncle Skip @ http://lionskip.blogspot.com/ and Fraternity Brother, Frog, for headline submissions.
Last week’s fake was:
Google developing “Backseat Driver” for driverless car – The new app will constantly call out, “Slow down.” Or “Watch where you’re going” to make husbands feel at home.The winners are:
Unless you mean a computer in the trunk, it has to be Google developing “Backseat Driver” for driverless car!!
Winner, winner, fishducky dinner! Visit Fran @ http://fishducky.blogspot.com/
It had better be the Google Back-Seat Driver, because I am tired of losing!
Heh, heh. The unspoiled child, the strict schools, "Falsetto Lake," and that big-dicked escapee that I won't touch with a ten-foot pole. You outdid yourself this week!
Finally, the Val Dictorian didn’t over-think. Good stuff over @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/
I suspect the Google headline isn't true. I would like to think there is one place left they haven't ventured.
Beginners luck. Just found Jerry @ http://gentlysaid.blogspot.com Well worth a visit.
Google developing “Backseat Driver” for driverless car is my pick. What would be the point?
Yawn…another win. Funny stuff @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.com
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!