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Sunday, June 21, 2015

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It’s time again for
Probably her divorce lawyer
 
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

On a Monday

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.

Comment moderation is on for one day.

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Shark killed in truck crash on Florida highway – Oh no…TRUCKNADO!

Spokane's NAACP leader quits amid charges she faked her race – She left to form her own group, National Association for the Advancement of Caucasian Perpetrators.

City launches 'text walking lanes' for Smartphone addicts – I hope they’re all one-way.

New Big-Eyed Pink Octopus Discovered Is So Cute Scientists May Name It ‘ADORABILIS’ – Are they scientists or Octabronies?

Rachel Dolezal called for boycott of 'Exodus' for using white actors for black roles – That’s the snow calling the tissue paper white.

Ex-teacher found guilty of hitting former student with ruler 54 times – The whole nine yards twice…dude is nasty!

Indiana bill will allow residents to own sawed-off shotguns – Apparently full sized shot guns are too difficult to hide under your coat when sneaking up on…ah…deer?

Man Charged With Robbing Bank With a Sex Toy – He left with bill-dough and a dildo.

This street performer is basically the Mozart of animal sounds – Not a particularly interesting headline except it is the first known time for a sentence to ever combine Mozart and animal sounds.

Bruce Willis surprises waitress with a massive tip – Oh stop…it was $900… you should all be ashamed of yourselves!

Drones banned from National Parks for fear of causing animal stampede – “No drone on the range.”

Bite-Sized Spam snacks Are Here – Please keep them there!

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Last week’s fake was:

New York man arrested for shooting bald eagle claims he thought it was a turkey – Well there may have been some Wild Turkey involved.

AND THE WINNERS:


I was hoping it would be the whale/whale/shark one so I could make a turducken joke but I think it's the bald eagle. Did you know they taste like chicken?


New York man arrested for shooting bald eagle claims he thought it was a turkey is my pick. That would be all over the news if true. Well maybe.

I may have to have these two tested for headline performance enhancing drugs!

In the meantime, both have very funny posts.  Go visit and congratulate them for winning again.



NINE INCORRECT GUESSES LAST WEEK
Thanks to Val @ http://unbaggingthecats.blogspot.com/  for a stupid headline submission. 

Go congratulate all the winners, and come back next week for more

 

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

12 comments:

  1. I'd like to add to my collection of "Whoop-tee-doos"--is it none of the above?

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  2. I will say it is the text walking lanes. We do have a history of accommodating stupid people, but this sounds a bit much!

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  3. If that was 54 wacks on one kid and not spread out over 20 years, I am hoping that is the fake one.

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  4. "City launches 'text walking lanes' for Smartphone addicts "

    I'm guessing there are practical jokers everywhere waiting in line for their chance to screw with the walking/texters. That would be just too easy!

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  5. gonna pick 'exodus' ban, cranky. seems too easy.

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  6. I'M DREADFUL AT THIS, BUT "TEXT WALKING LANES?" I HOPE THIS ISN'T TRUE. SUCH A WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY.

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  7. I think they're all true. Weird but true.

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  8. I hope the fake headline is the one about the octopus "Adorabilis." Scientists get little enough respect as it is.

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  9. Just because I don't believe you should have a weird true headline from the great state of Florida EVERY DAMN WEEK I'm voting for the shark on the highway as the fake one.

    Watch it be true now... Florida does have a reputation.

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  10. I have to go with the Ex-Teacher's 9 Yards of Whacking. So precise! Like a liar gives too many details, I think this one is fake.

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  11. I think all these are true Cranky. So my answer is none of the above.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  12. Well, I've already run across several of the weirder ones in my webbity perusings, so I'm also gonna guess 'none of the above' (ie, they're all real). . .

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