THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Sunday, June 21, 2015
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Stupid Headline 0622115
time again for
Probably her divorce lawyer
On a Monday
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess
the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be
a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
Shark killed in truck crash on Florida highway – Oh no…TRUCKNADO!
Spokane's NAACP leader quits amid charges she faked her race – She left to form her own group, National Association for the
Advancement of Caucasian Perpetrators.
City launches 'text walking lanes' for Smartphone addicts – I hope they’re all one-way.
Big-Eyed Pink Octopus Discovered Is So Cute Scientists May Name It ‘ADORABILIS’
– Are they scientists or Octabronies?
Rachel Dolezal called
for boycott of 'Exodus' for using white actors for black roles – That’s the snow calling
the tissue paper white.
Ex-teacher found guilty of hitting former student with ruler 54
times – The whole nine yards twice…dude is nasty!
Indiana bill will allow
residents to own sawed-off shotguns – Apparently full sized shot guns are too
difficult to hide under your coat when sneaking up on…ah…deer?
Man Charged With Robbing Bank With a
Sex Toy – He left
with bill-dough and a dildo.
This street performer
is basically the Mozart of animal sounds – Nota particularly interesting headline except it is the first known time for a
sentence to ever combine Mozart and animal sounds.
Bruce Willis surprises waitress with a massive tip –
Oh stop…it was $900… you should all be ashamed
Drones banned from
National Parks for fear of causing animal stampede – “No drone on the
Bite-Sized Spam snacks
Are Here – Please keep them there!
week’s fake was:
York man arrested for shooting bald eagle claims he thought it was a turkey – Well
there may have been some Wild Turkey involved.