STUPID HEADLINES 052415
It’s
time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This
week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment
moderation is on for one day.
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Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – People got suspicious when the menu had Filet Moulinyan and Croquettes de Caucasian.
Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – People got suspicious when the menu had Filet Moulinyan and Croquettes de Caucasian.
Al Sharpton’s daughter reportedly sues NYC for $5M after
spraining ankle – At
least she waited until after she sprained her ankle to sue.
Why do men exist? Scientific
study offers an explanation – Turns out that
without men women can’t reproduce which does not work out very well for the
continuation of any species.
Out of 136 online dates, this woman gets no second date – Woman scientist is apparently too busy studying why men
exist.
Walmart's
profits hurt by wage hike for employees – Pissing off the
stock holders makes it official, now EVERYBODY hates Wal-Mart!
Wisconsin
police woman claims abduction by aliens - Cop
in saucer?
Michigan police clock speeder
doing 153 mph in Dodge station wagon – Apparently the kids were late
for school.
More sex can make you less happy
– Especially if it is your partner and someone else.
US sending 1,000 rockets to boost Iraqi forces in ISIS fight – Rockets! That is quite a boost. Wouldn’t they be more mobile in tanks and
humvees?
Why we should beware of the
number 2,147,483,647 – It doesn’t scare me; in fact I have always considered
this to be my lucky number.
Capitol Police set for toilet training after breaking ‘rule
number one,’ leaving guns in lavatories – This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting,
this is for number one…but how do you leave it in the bathroom?
California
busts $14M scheme to bring cans, bottles in from Arizona for recycling – “NEWMAN!!”
Semi Crash Spills Millions of Bees On Washington
Highway – Good thing it wasn’t a full crash!
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Last week’s fake was:
Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured
ear – He is
still deaf on that side, but complains of hearing “wee wee wee” on his way home.
AND THE WINNERS:
I think it would take a big toe to replace an ear, not a pinkie
toe.
sheesh. i got nuttin... gonna choose pinky-toe for ear
replacement, crank.
To Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear,
I say, "What?"
I am going with "Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to
replace injured ear" for this week. It would make a really cool ear.
I have to take the Pinky Toe Ear as fake. They're not even
similar! It's not like a big toe becoming a thumb, or growing a fake ear under
the skin of your forearm. I know that can be done, but I've never seen a pinky
toe ear. It won't know whether to secrete wax or toe jam!
I'm gonna say the pinky toe; I've heard of big toes being
transplanted for thumbs, but a pinky toe and and ear. . . they don't match up.
. .
Nebraska man has pinky toe transplant to replace injured ear is
my pick. It doesn't even make sense Cranky.
ONLY
4 PEOPLE GUESSED WRONG
Go
visit all the winners and tell them this one was too easy!
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE
I think it's Wisconsin police woman claims abduction by aliens, unless she was trying to arrest them for going faster than the speed of light!!
ReplyDeleteI hope the Wal-Mart one is true...those poor employees deserve a raise! I'm gong to guess the Nigerian one because if that isn't fake...ewwww!
ReplyDeleteHilarious commentary! Please, I hope it's the human flesh lunch.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday as always. I'll be back later to make my pick.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh – This one must be false because Nigerians don't have a enough meat on their bones to make a good meal.
ReplyDeletetruly hope nigerian restaurant is fake.
ReplyDeleteI think it could be this
ReplyDeleteWhy we should beware of the number 2,147,483,647
and
lmao at your response It doesn’t scare me; in fact I have always considered this to be my lucky number.
Have a sillytastic Sunday :-)
I cheated a bit, so I can't compete. But I have always said that Michigan peeps drive faster than most.
ReplyDeleteHusband guessed the flesh meals. He doesn't have a blog, but he is a news junkie.
I can only hope it is the Nigerian restaurant shut down for serving human flesh. BBQ's in the jungle maybe but in a restaurant???
ReplyDeleteI'm going with 'None of the Above' this week. I think all these are true.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Cranky. ☺
Hmm. The ones that seem most outrageous include some that I've come across, leaving me to conclude that logic is not going to help. So I'm going with "none of the above."
ReplyDeleteI am going with none of the above this week. Sad thing is they all sound true to me.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I want to pick human flesh...I'm going with the California Can Scam as fake. Since when do recyclers care where their materials come from? They have to be making money, or they wouldn't be paying for the goods.
ReplyDeleteOh my...I hope to God the one about the Nigerian restaurant is fake!
ReplyDelete"Walmart's profits hurt by wage hike for employees"
ReplyDeleteFirst, the good news: Walmart employees will now make $15 an hour. And the bad news: They are only keeping 500 on the payroll. And you thought the checkout lines were long and slow before?
I think it's "Michigan police clock speeder doing 153 mph in Dodge station wagon" cause a Dodge station wagon can't go that fast. Can it?
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