CLAY WALKER IS A GREAT BIG DOUCHEBAG
A cranky opinion for
CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY
The following is the opinion of a cranky old man with minimum knowledge on the topic opined. If you have an opposing opinion it is welcome but will probably be ignored. If you wear a big stupid black cowboy hat you are welcome to be offended, but ya’ll make fun of us Yankees alla time. As always, please no name calling, and that means you, you big stupid head with the big stupid black cowboy hat.
I wasn’t going to post a Saturday opinion this week. I had no opinions. Then I saw this article.
I don’t know who Clay Walker is. I know very little about country music. I enjoy many types of music. As far as country goes, I like some and hate some. I do know a dickhead when I see one. The first clue of a country and western dickhead is the big stupid black cowboy hat. These dudes will not go anywhere without their big stupid black cowboy hat, and they never take it off.
What set me off about this Clay Walker is not his big stupid black cowboy hat, it is that he is pissed-off, his words, about old rockers getting into country music. From the wonderful big stupid black cowboy hat wearing Clay Walker,
“We have great singers, great country musicians. There’s no reason we have to dilute it by letting people in the format that don‘t have any business being in the format.”
Who determines who allows others into Clay’s world of country music? Is Clay upset that these old rockers don’t wear big stupid black cowboy hats? If I had talent and decided I wanted to try western music would I have to seek out Clay’s permission?
Clay is worried new Rock and Roll blood will dilute country music. What does that even mean? Talented musicians don’t dilute music; they change it, expand it, and improve it. If it doesn’t improve the music they won’t be successful, so what is the problem.
Hey Clay, it is a free country and people are free to sing it. I think by dilute you mean competition; well you cannot have a monopoly on music or music styles, so if you are “pissed-off” because traditional rock and roll musicians are trying their hand at country and western music maybe you should just STFU!
Your stupid is showing underneath that big stupid black cowboy hat.
The preceding was the opinion of a cranky old man and not necessarily that of management…Mrs. Cranky.