STUPID HEADLINES 051015 (on Monday 5-11)
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
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YouTube star reveals she has two vaginas – Why does this start up that old Doublemint Gum jingle in my
head?
Olympic athlete uses javelin to remove daughter's
loose tooth – And I thought that the William
Tell arrow thing was dangerous!
Pope Francis
learns some basketball tricks from Harlem Globetrotters – He already has a pretty good
cross-over.
Study finds beards
are covered in poop – So apparently they are also covering a shit eating grin.
Iran's censors struggle to keep Bieber's abs, racy photos off
Instagram – Is Bieber sexier than a burka?
Insult to the princess? Japanese zoo flooded with complaints
after naming monkey Charlotte – Is the Spider
insulted over Princesses name?
Woman sues every gay person on Earth
on behalf of God – Pretty
sure we’re all God’s creations, so good luck with that.
Designer of 3-D-printed
gun challenges feds to Constitutional duel – The gun cannot hurt you unless you are
wearing 3-D glasses.
Bank robbery suspect says he's innocent because he said 'please'
– Nice try, but there is a loophole, he forgot to say
“Thank you.”
Vegas suburb under fire for
reportedly looking at stripping ‘integrity’ from ‘core values’ – I’m sure the
strippers in Vegas have integrity, and I think it is horrible to refer to their
whore values…what…core?...never mind.
Rosie O'Donnell's
estranged wife reportedly wants Rosie to be drug tested – Could anything possibly
be nastier than a lesbian divorce?
Wife
Asks For Divorce Because She Can't Handle Husband's ‘Manhood' –
Is “Guilty and proud of it” an acceptable plea in court?
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Last week’s fake was:
Treasure Hunter plunder blunder;
petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina – Pirate’s booty - doody?
Lots of winners:
way to go
messymimi!! :)
um, gonna pick petrified poop, i suppose.
um, gonna pick petrified poop, i suppose.
Timothy Hecht @ http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com
As a
treasure hunter myself, I know that "Treasure Hunter plunder blunder;
petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina" has to be fake
because we Treasure Hunters know our shit.
I hope it's
the one about the petrified poop--I'd hate to be wrong 2 weeks in a row!!
I am going
for the poop too LOL and LOL @ Timothy comment :-)
Does poop
petrify in water? I pick that one.
I will go
with "Treasure Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck
off North Carolina" as the fake. If I am wrong or right it is a crappy
guess either way.
While i've
helped at an archaeological site where we did find fossilized dinosaur poop
(copralite), i'm thinking even that of the dinosaurs wouldn't last under water,
much less human waste.
Treasure
Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina is
my pick.
Sorry, I was
on vacation and could not award individual WHOOP-TEE-DOO’s so here is a group
congratulatory WHOOP-TEE-DOO!!
I thought this was just
stupid enough to fool everyone…only seven incorrect guesses!
Visit all the winners…I
do.
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR
MORE
STUPID HEADLINE
SUNDAY!!
"Giant ice penis"....Stand back folks. No telling how big this thing's gonna get when the sun comes out!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha on Lowandslow's comment.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back later.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
well, i was tempted with the suing on behalf of god, but i think there are folks crazy enough to do that. so i'll go with 2 vaginas. don't even want to think about it...
ReplyDeleteYou have made a jaded old lady out of me. I think they are all true and how sad is that.
ReplyDeleteWell I never......I'm in shock I got one right hahah!
ReplyDeleteSurely has to be Woman sues every gay person on Earth on behalf of God unless the lady is living in a different world LOL
Have a tanfabulous week :-)
Lowandslow's funny but wrong--it would get smaller. Today I think it's none of the above!!
ReplyDeleteA bank robber doesn't think he's guilty because he said "please?" I don't think so.
ReplyDeleteI think they're all true. Everybody's crazy except for Pope Francis and the monkey named Charlotte.
ReplyDeleteSo hard to choose between the two cooters and the hirsute poopers.
ReplyDeleteI'm picking the Double Vagina Gal as fake, and if she's not, shame on you for watching her reveal them on YouTube!
These are all true -- i've been listening to the news more lately, and i'm hearing weird stuff all the time now.
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to become quite proud of my losing streak. I should charge money for being able to tell people which lottery numbers NOT to pick. Or which line to avoid in the grocery store (mine)! So I'm going with the woman suing every gay person on Earth.
ReplyDeleteI snorted tea out my nose, I hope you're satisfied! :)
ReplyDeleteR
I think these are all true this week. Most I've already heard and there are a couple I've not, but I'm going with all of them are true.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺