Stupid Headlines 050315
|You would think they would want to cooperate|
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Fox News poll: 48 percent favor same-sex marriage, 51 percent say legalize marijuana – So, clearly smoking pot will make you gay.
Brewers are turning sewage into suds – The one beer to have when you’re having number two.
Woman’s obituary lists “A shitload of grandchildren” – And I’m sure she loved the crap outta all of them.
Pope Francis says it's 'scandalous' that women earn less than men for the same job – In response to the question, “Is there any similar discrimination in the church” the Pope answered, “Nun, nun at all.”
Treasure Hunter plunder blunder; petrified poop found in shipwreck off North Carolina – Pirate’s booty - doody?
Muslim Leader Declares Husbands Can Eat Their Wives If They Get Really Hungry – Unless of course their wife is a ‘pig’, that would be impure.
Kris Jenner ‘Livid For So Many Reasons' About Bruce Interview – Well if she wants more attention, maybe she should transition into an Olympic Decathlon Champion.
Bill Belichick caught ogling supermodel Chrissy Teigen – He was later overheard asking about her vertical leap and her time in the 40.
Man Convicted Of Stealing Electricity Despite Being Dead – He is hoping for a life sentence.
Artist Paints Penises Around Potholes To Get Them Fixed – How in the world that will fix a broken penis.
Meatloaf At Rikers Island Jail Tests Positive For Rat Poison – The singer should leave that jail like a bat out of Hell!
Bar Owner Defends 2-Way Mirror In Women's Bathroom, Won't Take It Down – “It’s only there to cut down on…ah…toilet paper theft…yeah theft…that’s the ticket.”
Last week’s fake was:
Jr. High Girl Develops App For Bad Hair Day – Why would anyone want a bad hair day?
And the only winner:
There is an app for bad hair days, but it was developed in Britain, by a web designer. Unless another one has come out, that is the fake headline.
I guess my fake was almost real…who knew?
Go visit mimi @ http://messymimismeanderings.blogspot.com/ A little of everything, plus special “Today’s Date” information…oh just go and see for yourself!
13 incorrect guesses this week!
Most people guessed the fake to be:
People Who Like Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Have More Sex – Maybe, but to my mind any sex with a sandwich is too much sex.
I am going to say none of the above and go fix myself a grilled cheese.
Still makes me laugh!
Go congratulate our winner, and also check out Arkansas Patti!
COME BACK NEXT WEEK FOR MORE
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!