THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
I intend for this blog to be non-political. If I offer a political statement, rebuttals are permitted, however this blog is not for the unsolicited political opinions of others and as such those comments will be deleted and not published.
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Sunday, November 18, 2012
STUPID HEADLINES 111812
STUPID HEADLINES 111812
The power is back and
so are Cranky’s Stupid Headlines of the week, my stupid headlines and stupider,
sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
Invisibility cloak now a reality,
scientists say – “No
really, it works…its right over…where the fuck is it?
Arizona woman runs down husband with
car for not voting – Imagine
if he voted the wrong way!
‘GIF’ named word of the year by
Oxford American Dictionary – Gif forGraphics Interchange
Format.Personally I voted for Adew - Acronyms Don’t Equal Words.
who drove on sidewalk to avoid school bus holds 'idiot' sign under court order
protest Ohio woman carrying “Idiot” sign for insulting Idiots.
4 Surgeries to
Avoid – Neckectomy,
penilectomy, heart transplant from a Republican, brain transplant from a
Judge Judy celebrates 70th birthday
in white bikini – OK,
this one time I gotta disagree with Judge Judy!
Carolina judge nixes New Year's Eve possum drop – Judge rules with PETAand slowly lowering the possum in a cage is not
allowed.Strangely, it seems shooting
the little bugger between the eyes and dropping him from a tree at mid-night
New Year’s Eve would be within the law.
Mueller face mounting questions on why Petraeus probe kept under wraps – "face mounting questions?" "Petraeus probe
under wraps?" Come on, this is just way too easy!
Senator-elect Angus King sides with
Democrats – MaineSenator Angus
King replaces Olympia Snowe…I don’t know a thing about their politics, but do
Maine politicians have GREAT NAMES or WHAT?
That's a mouthful: South Africa
police say man swallowed 220 diamonds– Talk about expensive taste!*
Ex-teacher says school officials told her to 'train' her
breasts to not make milk at work – Teacher’s breasts could roll over and sit up and beg, but they would not
stop making milk!
Rhode Island man's fake money had Lincoln's face instead
of Franklin's, police say – Other
than that it was a perfect counterfeit.
Cracker Jack’d: New version of Cracker Jacks to contain
caffeine – GreatalittlecaffeinewithaMonsterpowerdrinkloveitcauseyoucanthaveenoughenergydoIstillgetafreeprize?
Twinkies? Chris Christie Doesn't Want
No Stinkin' Twinkies– New Jersey Governor strongly denies he is Gay…not that it matters.
*Cranky Old Man apologizes for obvious easy
joke…it’s the Tourette’s.