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Sunday, November 25, 2012

STUPID HEADLINES 112512


STUPID HEADLINES 112512
 

Sunday is stupid headline time; here are last week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

Woman hits 'like' on Facebook, gets arrested in India – God bless America, Land that I love…

Man accidentally gave bags of cocaine to cop’s kids on Halloween – Remorseful man claims it was all a big mistake, he intended to give them apples with razor blades.

MSNBC's Richard Wolffe smears John McCain as a racist – John McCain spent six years in a Viet Nam prison camp with untreated multiple broken bones.  He was often kept in a small cage.  He was tortured again and again for six years but refused to aid in the enemy’s propaganda or give up information.  Years later he FORGAVE his captors.  In 1993 he adopted a daughter out of Mother Teresa's orphanage in Bangladesh. If he is a racist, I am Ivan the Terrible.  What the FUCK have you ever done Richard Wolffe besides being paid to be a political whore you little twit?  You are not fit to shine John McCain’s shoes!*

Iowa man convicted of murder, but not before he pours water on lawyerMurderer liquidates lawyer.

Blogger's death in Iran offers look into government's cyber patrols – This blog doesn’t reach Iran does it? What?...Ah, you know I kid but you know it’s just for fun.  I, ah, tol ya, I love Iran…I love Islam…just jokes ya know?

2 tons of pigeon droppings found in Swedish church tower – How big do pigeons get in Sweden?

Obama Thanksgiving address: Calls to unite behind WH, doesn’t thank God – God doesn’t vote!

Former U.S. Attorney writes tell-all on NJ corruption cases – 200,000 page book is not expected to be a best seller.

Officials search for man who robbed N.J. banks wearing baseball cap – “Empty your till and hand it over…I have a baseball hat and I’m not afraid to use it!"

Paris Hilton whips up a storm in holy MeccaParis Hilton in the highly religious sexually conservative Saudi Arabia?  But then my blog’s most common Google search hits have come from “Old man gay” and “Old man little boy sex” all from the Arab world! 


For plumbers, its brown Friday – Some headlines pretty much tell it all.


When it comes to gender gap, men play crucial role – Well…yeah..without men there probably would not be a gender gap so…


For plumbers, it's Brown Friday

*Sorry for the rant, but sometimes these blowhards just piss me off.  We have an African-American President!!  It is time to pull the race card out of the deck and throw it away with the rest of the jokers!

15 comments:

  1. Always have to catch your Sunday Headlines which BTW are great!

    "Blogger's death in Iran offers look into government's cyber patrols – This blog doesn’t reach Iran does it?"
    Holy Cow! I guess I need to go back and see what I've written also.

    "Paris Hilton whips up a storm in holy Mecca"
    I take it she is into the 50 Shades of Grey I was wondering when we'd know for sure! :)

    And on your rant- I didn't see it as a rant, but agree with what you said!
    As always great Sunday posting!

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  2. "Iowa man convicted of murder, but not before he pours water on lawyer – Murderer liquidates lawyer."

    Now if there was ever a criminal who deserved a second chance, this is that guy. (I'm getting a warm fuzzy! ;)

    S

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  3. Wonderful humor, totally enjoyed your snarky commentary! :-) You've just gotta wonder if anyone ever thinks about the headings before they print them.

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  4. You went serious with this one. I'm a big Richard Wolffe fan; I find his commentaries to be thoughtful and measured. His criticism speaks accurately of the John McCain currently in office. I was once a huge fan of the Republican maverick from Arizona with the heroic background of sacrifice and service, but unfortunately I can't find that man anymore. Even his fellow Republicans find McCain's current policies confusing. I wish he'd retire before he squanders the remainder of his dignity.

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  5. Love it! Especially the Mcain thing! Good times. Have a great day!

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  6. I'd like to know more about brown Friday, but I'm afraid to ask. Does it have anything to do with Giant Swedish pigeons?

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  7. Hey Stephen...There is nothing thoughtful or measured about calling John McCain a racist. Please don't insult my intelligence and try to pretend that you once liked McCain. Now McCain has no redeeming qualities? Why? Because of the Benghazi fiasco? Spare us all!

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  8. My first thought was, "Wow. Sure was a long time between visits to the church tower for some Swedish janitor."

    As for McCain, and pundits in general, I tend to agree. "Racist" has come to be a fairly meaningless insult in some contexts.

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  9. I disagree with Stephen, but he does sign his opinions.

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  10. Anonymous is Julia DiGi a.k.a "Romantic Mon" Killer. My anonymous apologies to Stephen, but I don't have a nom de blog. ;)

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  11. Ah...Thank you Julia, my favorite conservative! Remind me that this blog is not for getting political...sometimes I can't help myself. Stephen is an unrepetant Liberal, but he is a good (and talanted)dude so I had to defend him!

    Miss you guys!

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  12. wait, wait. HIDE NOW. I think I just saw some Iranian dude running up your drivieway. Oops, my bad. It was just a deer.

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  13. What Suldog said. . .

    And I'm imagining a guy with his little shelf of special Halloween Treats by the door - "Let's see, your father is a police officer, isn't he? Here, let me grab this bag of flour just for you. Wait, did I just give you the cocaine by mistake? That was supposed to be for the jazz singer's kids. . ."

    I am also reminded of the furor that was raised a few years back when some adherents of our favorite 'Religion of Peace' took severe umbrage to some comments to the effect that Muslims are violent: "If you don't stop saying we're violent, people are gonna die!"

    You can't make this stuff up. . .

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