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Sunday, November 25, 2012
STUPID HEADLINES 112512
Sunday is stupid headline time; here are last week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
Woman hits 'like' on Facebook, gets arrested in India – God bless America, Land that I love…
Man accidentally gave bags of cocaine to cop’s kids on Halloween – Remorseful man claims it was all a big mistake, he intended to give them apples with razor blades.
MSNBC's Richard Wolffe smears John McCain as a racist – John McCain spent six years in a Viet Nam prison camp with untreated multiple broken bones. He was often kept in a small cage. He was tortured again and again for six years but refused to aid in the enemy’s propaganda or give up information. Years later he FORGAVE his captors. In 1993 he adopted a daughter out of Mother Teresa's orphanage in Bangladesh. If he is a racist, I am Ivan the Terrible. What the FUCK have you ever done Richard Wolffe besides being paid to be a political whore you little twit? You are not fit to shine John McCain’s shoes!*
Iowa man convicted of murder, but not before he pours water on lawyer – Murderer liquidates lawyer.
Blogger's death in Iran offers look into government's cyber patrols – This blog doesn’t reach Iran does it? What?...Ah, you know I kid but you know it’s just for fun. I, ah, tol ya, I love Iran…I love Islam…just jokes ya know?
2 tons of pigeon droppings found in Swedish church tower – How big do pigeons get in Sweden?
Obama Thanksgiving address: Calls to unite behind WH, doesn’t thank God – God doesn’t vote!
Former U.S. Attorney writes tell-all on NJ corruption cases – 200,000 page book is not expected to be a best seller.
Officials search for man who robbed N.J. banks wearing baseball cap – “Empty your till and hand it over…I have a baseball hat and I’m not afraid to use it!"