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Thursday, November 29, 2012

WHY MEN CAN’T DO ANYTHONG RITE


WHY MEN CAN’T DO ANYTHONG RITE
 

Women always complain that their man cannot do anything around the house correctly.  They complain that sex we can’t follow simple erections and sex our minds seem to wander.

The problem that sex men have in doing menial chores or in finding things is that we have other more sex important thongs on our minds sex. 

Waxing the floor makes us think of waxing legs which sex makes us think of other flings.

When we do the wash, folding those delicates sex makes our minds reel.

When we vacuum the floors with that humming sucking machine, sex  somehow our minds wander.

Helping out in the kitchen does help with a man’s concentration.  For some reason chopping up carrots and celery takes our minds off other generally more pressing subjects; and then you ask if we want tossed salad sex?

“Joe…take out the garbage.” Garbage? Junk? sex I’m just saying.

“Honey…will you turn up the heat?” Turn up the sex heat? HELLO!

“The car is really dirty; will you please hose it off?” Hose it off…you’re killing me!

“Don’t forget to turn on the dishwasher.” Come on!  Who is the dishwasher? Turn on? sex That is not even the least bit subtle!

Just this week Mrs. C asked me to go in the tool sex box sex and get the Phillips head sex screw sex driver sex to tighten sex up the door knob sex.

How can you expect a man to do anything right when women obviously have a one track mind?

 

     

7 comments:

  1. What can I say, Joeh! Life's a long, hard row to hoe!

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  2. Wow, Joe. . .

    I'm not sure I can probe the depths of such penetrating insights. . .

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  3. tell him he can have it when he does all of his chores correctly .

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  4. I see that you really get off (sex) on sarcasm. Me too. Very Funny.

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  5. PRETTY sex FUNNY sex STUFF & I CAN SEE sex HOW IT'S NOT YOUR sex FAULT!!

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  6. My favorite part of life is that women constantly say things that have double meanings but they never realize it until we make the obvious joke. Then they say we have a one-track mind. Well, if they didn't keep giving us fuel, our trains wouldn't be going anywhere on that track :-)

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