WHY MEN CAN’T DO
ANYTHONG RITE
The problem
that sex men have in doing menial chores or
in finding things is that we have other more sex important thongs on our minds sex.
Waxing the
floor makes us think of waxing legs which sex
makes us think of other flings.
When we do
the wash, folding those delicates sex makes
our minds reel.
When we vacuum
the floors with that humming sucking machine, sex somehow our minds wander.
Helping out
in the kitchen does help with a man’s concentration. For some reason chopping up carrots and
celery takes our minds off other generally more pressing subjects; and then you
ask if we want tossed salad sex?
“Joe…take
out the garbage.” Garbage? Junk? sex
I’m just saying.
“Honey…will
you turn up the heat?” Turn up the sex
heat? HELLO!
“The car is
really dirty; will you please hose it off?” Hose it off…you’re killing me!
“Don’t
forget to turn on the dishwasher.” Come on!
Who is the dishwasher? Turn on? sex
That is not even the least bit subtle!
Just this
week Mrs. C asked me to go in the tool sex
box sex and get the Phillips head sex screw sex
driver sex to tighten sex up the door knob sex.
How can you
expect a man to do anything right when women obviously have a one track mind?
What can I say, Joeh! Life's a long, hard row to hoe!
ReplyDeleteWow, Joe. . .
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I can probe the depths of such penetrating insights. . .
tell him he can have it when he does all of his chores correctly .
ReplyDeleteI see that you really get off (sex) on sarcasm. Me too. Very Funny.
ReplyDeletePRETTY sex FUNNY sex STUFF & I CAN SEE sex HOW IT'S NOT YOUR sex FAULT!!
ReplyDeleteThis is so on the money
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part of life is that women constantly say things that have double meanings but they never realize it until we make the obvious joke. Then they say we have a one-track mind. Well, if they didn't keep giving us fuel, our trains wouldn't be going anywhere on that track :-)
ReplyDelete