Thanksgiving First
A Mr. Jim Sully
of the blog “Suldog” fame http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com/2012/10/yup.html
has a bug up his butt on the early
commercialization of Christmas.
I say
rightly so!
I realize
stores need to make money and The Christmas Season often makes or breaks many establishments
but the decorations and Christmas music before Christmas dilutes the
Holiday. This early start to Christmas
also diminishes Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving
is a great holiday and it should not be pushed aside before Christmas. Perhaps the solution is to change some
traditions which would give the merchants their season sales, honor
Thanksgiving, and halt the dilution of Christmas. What am I suggesting?
Gift giving
on Thanksgiving!
Yes, on Thanksgiving
all the kids, grandkids, spouses, and parents should exchange the (new)
Traditional Thanksgiving Gifts. This
would generate some real Thanksgiving excitement. Think of it…what a glorious day it would
be…football, turkey, sweet potatoes, pie, stuffing and STUFF!
An extra
gift giving holiday would give merchants a boost without diluting Christmas
and would at the same time add some new luster to a great holiday.
Gifts would
be left around the highly decorated corn stalk tree. Little children would sit on the lap of the
“Great Turkey” at the department store and ask for their Thanksgiving
Gift. New Thanksgiving songs can be
created and Justin Bieber can record the first Thanksgiving album.
“Deck the
bird with Grandpa’s ax head”
“We Wish You
were much more Thankful”
“Giblets
Smells”
“Have
Yourself a Merry Little Drumstick”
We could
celebrate this holiday in school until atheists figure out that the
Pilgrims were not really thanking the Indians, but in fact they were extremely
(gasp) religious folks who were thanking (double gasp) GOD!
If we created
the tradition of gift giving on Thanksgiving people would not be able to prepare for Christmas until after December first, a manageable and reasonable
start to the Christmas season.
I support
Suldog’s cause of not starting the Christmas madness until after
Thanksgiving. I think we can accomplish
this by making Thanksgiving almost as big a deal as Christmas.
I think you and Jim are on to something here. I'm in!
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I think being without power for so long has done something to your brain......
ReplyDeleteYou guys are craaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyyy!
Nah..that would dilute the BIG Christmas pressies. My birthday is two weeks after Christmas...believe me I've never had a decent gift because everyone is broke after the Christmas buying and giving. If you add another gift giving day before my birthday, I'd end up with torn paper and crumpled ribbons wrapping up a half empty cologne bottle for my birthday. Hmmm...maybe I can change my birthday to before Thanksgiving? That'd work :)
ReplyDeleteLet me know when you're ready for my mailing address so you cansend me my Thanksgiving gifts.
ReplyDeleteThanks, my friend!
ReplyDeleteGreat Post my Friend, I need to get mine posted before it's after Thanksgiving
ReplyDeleteYou have even weirder ideas than I do--but this might just work!!
ReplyDeleteNot to worry about us atheists. We already know that Thanksgiving is a holiday we created to cover up a brutal and violent occupation of this land. :)
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