STUPID HEADLINES 070917
It’s time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Almost two tons of weed disguised as lettuce seized in Texas – This is why I always fire up my iceberg before adding dressing.
CHRIS CHRISTIE CAUGHT SUNBATHING AFTER CLOSING ALL STATE BEACHES OVER JULY FOURTH WEEKEND – Just a wild guess, but I expect the Governor isn’t planning to run for office any time soon.
Man says he doesn't recall killing wife in Uber car – “I don’t think I killed her…I might have…I just don’t recall!”
Penis-shaped rock formation back up in Norway – If it stays up for more than four hours they should call a geologist.
Poll Shows More Americans Trust the White House Than the Media – Poll also shows that no one trusts polls!
Moose Chases Golfer on Swedish Course – I checked the rule book, he gets a free drop up to 375 club lengths from any animal over 6 feet tall, but no closer to the hole.
12-year-old gets stuck inside foldout couch, calls 911 for help – When rescued do you yell All-I, All-I out free, or Ollie, Ollie out free?
CVS is hiding candy from consumers – First they stop selling tobacco, now they hide the candy…if they get any healthier, they won’t be able to sell drugs.
Will new gender-neutral licenses fly with TSA? – Not judging, but I find this to be very confusing…when did this become a thing?
Colorado woman's 83-foot belly-flop goes wrong – Is there any way this could have gone anything but wrong?
The Feel-Good News story of the week:
FLIGHT ATTENDANT WRITES ONE SIMPLE NOTE, SAVES THE LIFE OF TEENAGE GIRL…
Bad news that this shit exists, good news people are stopping it.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!