STUPID HEADLINES 052216
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It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
New Jersey Is in a Pickle Over Pork Sandwich – Big hoo-ha whether to call new official State Sandwich “Pork Roll” or “Taylor Ham”…We have lots of difficult issues in Jersey. BTW, I vote “Taylor Ham.”
Doctors perform first U.S. penis transplant – I would go on a donor list myself, but my penis has a long history of being rejected.
Drunk roosters captured in New Zealand – “Crock-a-noodle-oodle-oo”
This week’s obligatory stupid headline out of Florida
FLORIDA MAN TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR MURDERING IMAGINARY FRIEND – Pixel, What is it about your state?
NYPD crushes dozens of confiscated motorcycles live on Facebook – Un-cycle instead of recycle?
Burglary suspect turns out to be raccoon hiding under plant – Well the raccoon did have a mask.
Milwaukee frozen custard stand under fire over English-only policy – It’s a Spanish neighborhood, but how many words do you need to learn? Chocolate is Chocolate, Vanilla is Vainilla, Sprinkles is Esprinkles…come on people!
New Islamic Mayor Of London Warns Trump Not To Make Terrorists Angry – You mean they decapitate, burn alive, rape, and destroy everything that is non-Muslim now, and they aren’t angry.
9 out of 10 Native Americans not offended by Redskins name, poll reveals – The offended Native American is a dentist who does not recommend Dentine to his patients that chew gum.
Researchers believe two mega tsunamis wiped out ancient shorelines on Mars – Researchers also believe little green dogs survived by heading to high ground but Martians did not heed this early warning.
Three-way fight between a cat, snake and frog – I didn’t even read this article and I know the punch line has to be, “I was talking to the frog!”
‘HALLA-POO-YAH!’: Florida Mom Sees God In Baby’s Soiled Diaper – Florida again! It’s got to be the water.
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