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Sunday, May 22, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 052216


STUPID HEADLINES 052216
I'm sensing a theme  
It is time again for

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

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New Jersey Is in a Pickle Over Pork Sandwich – Big hoo-ha whether to call new official State Sandwich “Pork Roll” or “Taylor Ham”…We have lots of difficult issues in Jersey. BTW, I vote “Taylor Ham.”

Doctors perform first U.S. penis transplant – I would go on a donor list myself, but my penis has a long history of being rejected.

Drunk roosters captured in New Zealand – “Crock-a-noodle-oodle-oo”

This week’s obligatory stupid headline out of Florida

FLORIDA MAN TURNS HIMSELF IN FOR MURDERING IMAGINARY FRIEND – Pixel, What is it about your state?


NYPD crushes dozens of confiscated motorcycles live on Facebook – Un-cycle instead of recycle?

Burglary suspect turns out to be raccoon hiding under plant – Well the raccoon did have a mask.


Milwaukee frozen custard stand under fire over English-only policy – It’s a Spanish neighborhood, but how many words do you need to learn? Chocolate is Chocolate, Vanilla is Vainilla, Sprinkles is Esprinkles…come on people!


New Islamic Mayor Of London Warns Trump Not To Make Terrorists Angry – You mean they decapitate, burn alive, rape, and destroy everything that is non-Muslim now, and they aren’t angry.

9 out of 10 Native Americans not offended by Redskins name, poll reveals – The offended Native American is a dentist who does not recommend Dentine to his patients that chew gum.

Researchers believe two mega tsunamis wiped out ancient shorelines on Mars – Researchers also believe little green dogs survived by heading to high ground but Martians did not heed this early warning.

Three-way fight between a cat, snake and frog – I didn’t even read this article and I know the punch line has to be, “I was talking to the frog!”

‘HALLA-POO-YAH!’: Florida Mom Sees God In Baby’s Soiled Diaper – Florida again! It’s got to be the water.


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10 comments:

  1. That's why i vacation in Florida, but i'm not sure i want to live there. Just in case it is in the water, i buy the bottled stuff when i'm there.

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  2. When you elect a governor like Chris Christie twice, you end up having to muddle over tough questions like what to call pork sandwiches.

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    1. Compared to previous Governors, arguing over a sandwich is a plus.

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  3. I wouldn't want to live in Florida either, but California isn't any better.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  4. These are funnier every week--or are people just getting crazier?

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  5. There's definitely something in the water in Florida... (I'd like you to know we use a filter at the Peeper household). And you didn't even mention the headline about a man throwing a live alligator into the drive-thru window of a Wendy's restaurant.

    LOL on your comment about the headline with the penis transplant!

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  6. Coming from ten generations of Floridians, my only guess is that it is to give California a break. They use to garner all the headlines. Kind of like how Mississippi gives Arkansas a break and visa versa. Someone has to bare the brunt.

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  7. The raccoon had a mask! Maybe he was from Florida, and didn't want anyone to know.

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  8. These all are completely plausible. I don't know! Throwing a dart...landed on the redskins. I do know the baby diaper and penis transplant are real.

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