Stupid Headlines 041716
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Bible makes list of books most challenged at libraries, public schools – Well it’s got all that begatting and ‘eye for eye’ stuff.
Young women are asking for (and getting) more pay than men – So after three federal laws attempting to correct gender pay discrimination it turns out all you have to do is ask!
Wife set sleeping husband on fire, investigators say – Now that is a real “Wake Up Call!”
Governor wants parts of North Carolina rights law changed – I’m not sure how I feel about this; I guess I could go either way.Australian dad arrested for buckling up beer, not kids – “Foster’s” it’s Australian for “save the beer, screw the kids.”
US reportedly has plan to arm moderate Syrian rebels in case cease-fire fails – Will the real “Moderate Rebels” please stand up.
Former Mr. Met calls it a 'slap in the face' that the team denied him an NL Champion ring – Dude…you danced around with a giant baseball puppet head! Pretty sure the team would have won without you.
10 Of the Most Deadly Snakes In The World – OK, the first four are easy, followed by rattlers, cobras and then I’m stuck.
Minnesota speeder caught doing 171 mph on Highway 61 – Caught? I want to know what the heck the cop was driving.
Ted Cruz looks for Wyoming sweep – Oh, this is ridiculous, I don’t know about the infidelity rumors, but I’m pretty sure that…what…oh, sweep…never mind.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!