THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Saturday, April 2, 2016
Stupid Headlines 040216
Stupid Headlines 040216
It is time again for
This is just awful!!
That should be little person.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my
stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Alabama boy, 10, steers truck to safety after harrowing 10-mile ordeal
– They start early in Alabama.
Kid was a hero…In New Jersey they’d fine him for not
having a driver’s license.
City birds are smarter than rural
birds – Maybe book
learning, but rural birds have more common sense.
Florida Man steals BMW he tried to buy with food stamps – I
hear the BMW is a sweet ride, but I’m pretty sure that does not qualify as food.
First-time flier mistakes emergency exit for bathroom – First
and I assume last-time flier.
Oops! Rhode Island tourism video features Reykjavik, Iceland – Is
there really that much difference in the winter?
Flying saucer found smashed to bits in Roswell, suspect in custody – Police
described the suspect as a small man with a big head and tiny ears.He appeared to be high on pioeouieemium at
First graders suspended after plotting to kill classmate –
Wow, suspension! They are getting tough
these days.When I was in school
plotting to kill a classmate was good for only one, maybe two hours of
New Jersey's ban on headstone sales takes effect – Fortunately
I bought mine on Black Friday at half price.
Brewers pitcher suffers serious injury taking off his shoe – I
once threw my back out putting on my pants.This is why I now always stretch before I dress or undress.
Angry customer unleashes 13-foot snake in restaurant – The
article does not say if he took the leash off, or if the snake just slithered
out of his collar.
China is Now The World's Largest Beer Market – Actually that should be largest BEEL market.
Mom charged after making kids walk more
than 3 miles to school in the cold – Oh big deal, I
did this every day, into the wind and uphill…both ways!