STUPID HEADLINES 041215
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
One headline may be fake. Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO. None of the above may be a correct answer.
Comment moderation is on for one day.
Future of sex: No touching involved – Future hell! That was my first marriage.
NYC woman can serve husband with divorce papers via Facebook message – Wouldn’t be easier to just un-friend him?
Colorado Lake Overrun With Thousands of Pet Goldfish – Now do you think legalizing pot was a good idea?
Professor Allegedly Sent Students Porn By Accident – Even if it was an accident, what was he doing with the students porn?
Nearly 9 percent of Americans are angry, impulsive and have a gun, study says – So one out of ten times you give someone the finger it will probably get shot off.
This bird mimicked some sounds people were making. It's both amazing and disturbing. – After the sound the bird clearly says, “It wasn’t me!”
Aliens are likely huge, says scientist – Yea, but can they shoot the three pointer?
Iowa Man Reports Stolen Bag Of Dog Poop – Gee, I hope it was insured.
Revealing Breast Billboard Causes 517 Accidents In One Day – Surprisingly, not one accident was caused by a woman.
Deer crashes through McDonalds Window – It left when it realized everything on the dollar menu cost a buck.
Biden takes toddler's pacifier, sucks on it – That is almost as bizarre as claiming to see Russia from your back door (which was Tina not Sarah BTW).
EPA wants to monitor how long hotel guests spend in the shower – They’re going to need a lot of stopwatches.
Last week’s fake was:
Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap – He can keep his shitty record!
And the winners:
I think it's Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap--I hope someone could make it on their first try!!
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This time i'm going to guess it's the one about the Oklahoma teen and the cow patties. There are cow chip throwing championships that i know about, but no contests for leaping over the stuff.
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Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap is my pick.
After a week off she wins again. Visit Sandee @ http://comedyplus.blogspot.coml for ...COMEDY!
Hey Joe, I've heard of tossing cow patties but never leaping then, not in a contest anyways, So I'll go with this one.
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Seven people guessed wrong (That’s if you count Scott P. who specializes in funny comments without really guessing,)
Congratulate our winners and come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!