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Sunday, April 12, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 041215


STUPID HEADLINES 041215

It’s time again for

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.

One headline may be fake.  Guess the fake and win a mention and a WHOOP-TEE-DOO.  None of the above may be a correct answer.

Comment moderation is on for one day.

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Future of sex: No touching involved – Future hell! That was my first marriage.

NYC woman can serve husband with divorce papers via Facebook message – Wouldn’t be easier to just un-friend him?

Colorado Lake Overrun With Thousands of Pet Goldfish – Now do you think legalizing pot was a good idea?

Professor Allegedly Sent Students Porn By Accident – Even if it was an accident, what was he doing with the students porn?

Nearly 9 percent of Americans are angry, impulsive and have a gun, study says – So one out of ten times you give someone the finger it will probably get shot off.

This bird mimicked some sounds people were making. It's both amazing and disturbing. After the sound the bird clearly says, “It wasn’t me!”

Aliens are likely huge, says scientist – Yea, but can they shoot the three pointer?

Iowa Man Reports Stolen Bag Of Dog Poop – Gee, I hope it was insured.

Revealing Breast Billboard Causes 517 Accidents In One Day – Surprisingly, not one accident was caused by a woman.

Deer crashes through McDonalds Window – It left when it realized everything on the dollar menu cost a buck.

Biden takes toddler's pacifier, sucks on it – That is almost as bizarre as claiming to see Russia from your back door (which was Tina not Sarah BTW).

EPA wants to monitor how long hotel guests spend in the shower – They’re going to need a lot of stopwatches.

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Last week’s fake was:

Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap – He can keep his shitty record!

And the winners:


I think it's Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap--I hope someone could make it on their first try!!

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This time i'm going to guess it's the one about the Oklahoma teen and the cow patties. There are cow chip throwing championships that i know about, but no contests for leaping over the stuff.

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Oklahoma teen sets record for cow patty leap is my pick.

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Hey Joe, I've heard of tossing cow patties but never leaping then, not in a contest anyways, So I'll go with this one.

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Seven people guessed wrong (That’s if you count Scott P. who specializes in funny comments without really guessing,)

Congratulate our winners and come back next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

19 comments:

  1. Clearly the one about no touching sex. It defies all know evidence about human nature......

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  2. I watched TV in a series of motel rooms last week and as a result of all my channel surfing to match up the channels with the selection on the complimentary guide I have to say "none of the above."

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  3. gonna choose breast billboard this time. 517 sounds awfully high, even for men...

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  4. Will come back later. We're on a cruise this weekend and computer time is very limited. I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

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  5. I am absolutely useless at this lately haha!

    "Holds nose and goes for"

    Iowa Man Reports Stolen Bag Of Dog Poop and for the comment LOL

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  6. "Aliens are likely huge, says scientist" This one can't be true. Here in Arizona we see aliens all the time and they're a little smaller than the rest of us.

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  7. I would guess the answer is--none of the above!!

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  8. "Nine percent of Americans are angry, impulsive and have a gun..."
    It must be more than that. 90 percent in this town!!

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  9. Is it about reporting dog poop? LOL

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  10. Today my guess is the deer going through the window of a McDonalds. Unfortunately, the others sound real.

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  11. It seems to me that if Biden had sucked on someone's pacifier, I'd have heard about it, even though I don't watch FOX.

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  12. Your comments are the best part of these!! I'm thinking that first headline is a reference to a future much like what was described in the movie Demolition Man? All I remember was Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone putting on some sort of contraption and sitting across the room from each other--that was sex in the future.

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  13. Geez, I've read the comments on this post of yours before, I feel like I'm stepping into a plaground pick up game where most of the players were in the NBA before.
    Anyway, I know it isn't the owners of multiple gun owners and anger issues is real, read it. Sounds right to me....Read the CO goldfish thing, I think..the prof sending porn...could happen to any of us...birds mimic, Iowans must value the poop, I can imagine that, I'm guessing it's either Biden or the alien thing....nah, Biden's handlers can't be that stupid....
    I'm going with the aliens.

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  14. Lately I have been over-analyzing. This week I'm picking the Colorado Goldfish Lake as fake. I don't think folks were so Rocky Mountain high that they all rushed out en masse and dumped their goldfish bowls in the same lake. Or that they all flushed them at the same time. Bigger fish would eat the little goldfish, so there would not be thousands.

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  15. It's the McDonald's Deer story for sure! :)

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  16. EPA wants to monitor how long hotel guests spend in the shower. And the NSA wants to watch us in bed, and the IRS has been screwing us for years. I swear, our government is just a bunch of perv voyeurs! ;)

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  17. I will say the fake is huge aliens. They are supposed to be small and cute!

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  18. I think these are all true. About half of them I've already read about and none sound like a total lie. Biden and the binky being one I've already read. It's so him isn't it. So NONE OF THE ABOVE.

    Have a fabulous day. :)

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