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Saturday, October 21, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 102217

STUPID HEADLINES 102217
Government at it's best
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch forced to move due to 'repeated threats from gun control advocates' – NRA spokesperson is in favor of gun control for gun control advocates.
Intoxicated United Airlines passenger peed on seatmate mid-flight, lawsuit claims – Oh man! I get angry when the a-hole behind me bumps my seat.
Boxer Mikaela Lauren Kisses Opponent Cecilia Braekhus During Stare-down – I don’t think this would have worked with Mike Tyson.
Woman Sues Background Check Site After Husband Uses Site To Catch Her Cheating – Can a bank robber sue the camera company for filming his robbery?
Accused cop killer defecates, smears feces on face in courtroom – Is the shit-faced defense the same as insanity?
American Airlines agent says curling 'isn't a sport,' passenger claims – I actually enjoy watching curling in the Olympics, but in defense of American Airlines, does any event that requires a broom really qualify as a sport?

Paul Ryan roasts Trump at charity dinnerWho doesn’t like a good Trump Roast for dinner?

Oklahoma inmate suffered from 91-hour erection, lawsuit claims – He suffered because it was wasted in jail!
Harvey Weinstein gives middle finger before heading to rehab – And people say this big fat butt-ugly turd has no class.
Homecoming Queen Claire Jeffress Hits Game-Winning Field Goal – What is this world coming to?  Next thing you know an Olympic Decathlon champion will get a sex change…WHAT? Anyway, congratulations Claire, well done!
AND THIS WEEK’S FEEL-GOOD STORY:
Nurse fleeing California wildfires puts horse in car – Nothing feel-good about these fires, but this did put a smile on my face.
ONE MORE
Hero groom saves boy from drowning; wedding photographer captures it all on camera
*For those who have an issue with the links, just Google the Headline.
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Come Back Next Week For More
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

12 comments:

  1. The man who killed an officer is not truly insane, he is crazy like a fox, trying to avoid the death penalty.

    Thanks for the happy headlines, they made my morning!

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  2. I saw a report on the news last night saying Weinstein is already finished with rehab, man that was fast, talk about a quickie...sorry just had to say that.

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  3. The groom who jumped into the lake to save a child was all over the news here....he was on the Ellen show as well. Got his 15 minutes of fame plus some lol.

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  4. Funnier than usual, Joe, and you are always funny!

    That poor pony, can imagine what the car looks/smells like ...

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  5. People are sure angry aren't they.

    I love your feel good stories. We need them more than ever.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  6. Yeah, one-week rehab my arss. Weinstein is still as much a sicko as ever.

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    1. I'm sure that a one week rehab would also make the shit faced cop killer a model citizen!!

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  7. Ha, these make us realize that we are soon to become a threatened species.

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  8. Sometimes I get the feeling the stupid headlines are getting stupider every week. More entertaining, yes, but definitely stupider.

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  9. Well, the seatmate of that peeing airline passenger should thank his lucky stars that he wasn't sitting next to the accused cop-killer!

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  10. "NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch forced to move due to 'repeated threats from gun control advocates'"

    What were they threatening her with? Water balloons? Snow balls? Did they call her bad names? Haha!

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  11. C'mon, Cranky! Does any sport requiring a broom qualify as a sport? Haven't you heard of Quidditch?

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