STUPID HEADLINES 010613

STUPID HEADLINES 010613

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Here are this Sunday’s headlines of the week and my stupid, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments

 

Florida pilot spots theft at own house while flying plane – It might be easier and cheaper to subscribe to “Guardian” protection service.

Masked gunmen hit Apple store in Paris in $1 million New Year's Eve robbery – That is a lot of Pommes.

John Boehner Told Harry Reid 'Go F--- Yourself Outside the Oval Office – That is just wrong!  Show some respect, no one should F themselves anywhere in the White House.

Florida prison health workers get pink slips – Prisoners are excited over workers in new slips.

Being overweight may increase odds of living longer – Of course, people that have major health problems leading to death tend to lose a lot of weight so…

US reportedly tested secret 'tsunami bomb' off New Zealand coast – If it remained a secret, I am going to guess that it didn’t work.

Michael Moore resolves to stop saying 'I support the troops' in 2013 – I resolve to stop saying “It is what it is,” and “That being said…”

Request for ketchup on a Philly cheesesteak, leads to fight in Subway shop – Florida Subway shop does not have ketchup?  What kind of barbarians are they in Florida?

Ariz. divorce case hits snag after marriage's validity questioned because husband gave birth – Now there is a headline I thought I would never see.

Wisconsin man accused of beating woman over Christmas gift – Over a table, on a bench, over a Christmas gift, what’s the difference where, beating a woman is still just wrong.

Lance Armstrong may admit he used banned drugs – At last, the real dope on dope’s dope dabbling.

Pelosi defends decision to alter congressional class photo – “Some of the ladies had a few snorts, and were doing that ‘Bunny Ear’ thing.”

 

I know…not so good this week…sorry.