THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Sunday, January 6, 2013
STUPID HEADLINES 010613
STUPID HEADLINES 010613
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hilarious stupid headline involving a tuxedo and poop is not displayed due to a
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Here are this Sunday’s
headlines of the week and my stupid, sophomoric and sometimes offensive
Florida pilot spots theft at own house while flying plane – It might be easier and cheaper to subscribe to “Guardian” protection
service. Masked gunmen hit Apple store in Paris
in $1 million New Year's Eve robbery – That is a lot of Pommes.
John Boehner Told Harry Reid 'Go F---
Yourself Outside the Oval Office– That is just wrong!Show
some respect, no one should F themselves anywhere in the White House.
Florida prison health workers get
pink slips –Prisoners
over workers in new slips.
Being overweight may increase odds of living longer–
Of course, people that have major health problems leading to death tend to lose
a lot of weight so…
US reportedly tested secret 'tsunami bomb' off New
Zealand coast– If it remained a secret, I am going to
guess that it didn’t work. Michael Moore resolves to stop saying 'I support the troops' in 2013–
I resolve to stop saying “It is what it is,” and “That being said…”
Request for ketchup on a Philly
cheesesteak, leads to fight in Subway shop– Florida Subway shop does not have ketchup?What kind of barbarians are they in Florida?
Ariz. divorce case hits snag after marriage's validity
questioned because husband gave birth – Now there is a
headline I thought I would never see.
Wisconsin man accused of beating woman over Christmas
gift– Over a table, on a bench, over a Christmas
gift, what’s the difference where, beating a woman is still just wrong.
Lance Armstrong may admit he used
banned drugs– At last,
the real dope on dope’s dope dabbling.
Pelosi defends decision to alter congressional class
photo– “Some of the ladies had a few snorts, and
were doing that ‘Bunny Ear’ thing.”