THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Saturday, January 5, 2013
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I have a
handicap wich I wish would get some sort of official recognision.I can not spell.I spell words how they sound to me.I also pronounce words incorrectly and this
exasserbates my spelling problems.I
wish I could claim an official disability like dickslexia, but I can not.If it were not for spell check I would not be
able to blog at all.For this post I
have turned off spell check just to make a point.
There is no
spell check on Facebook or on comment dialog boxes.Because of this I often withhold comments and
stay out of discussions because my poor spelling always illicits responses
like, “You dumb jerk you can’t even spell why should anyone give any
credability too your opinions?
Why is being
a gud speller sew dam impotant?
people had trouble drivingcars.They invented automatic transmissions.Lots of people had trouble with
computers.They invented the “Geek
Squad.”People hate manual labor, we
allow illegal immigrants.People can’t
cook, we have take out.
Why can’t someone
invent fail safe spell check on everything?
sister-in-law, Judy, has never misspelled a word in her entire life.Does that make her smart?Ok that is a really bad example.Hitler was
renouned as an excellent speller; did that make him a good person?Einstein was a lousey speller.Did you know that “Energy equals Mass times
the velocity of light squared” is really spelled E=msea2?Does that make Einstein stupid? I thimk knot!
world, fat people are excused…they have a matabulism problem.People with bad grammer are excused…they come
from a disadvantaged family.Drug
abusers and alchoholics get a pass…it is an addiction…poor thing, send him to
with a problem these days has an excuse and is forgiven; everyone except poor
spellers.No body walks up to a fat
person and slaps a donut out of their hand.People never laugh at someone with a birth defect.Even people with bad higene are simply
pitied.Why is it OK for someone to say,
“You dumb jerk…you can’t even spell?”