Stupid Headlines 070217
It’s time again for
What could go wrong?
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Alien pulled over in Georgia – Pulled over for driving while on a cell phone, Mr. Xyzndrpjmn Smith claims, "I was just phoning home."
Singapore 'vending machine' dispenses Ferraris, Lamborghinis – At about $120,000, that machine is going to take a lot of quarters!
Dunkin Donuts sued over claims that ‘steak’ sandwich doesn't contain steak – First Buffalo wings are really chicken, not buffalo and now fake steak?
A bizarre new form of liquid water is discovered – I had enough trouble with chemistry, this just pushes me over the edge! I read this article twice and here is what I learned…huh?
Killer whales are tormenting Alaskan fishermen – Sea World karma.
Prostitutes speak out against Senate health bill – Well, if the prostitutes can't get on board, that's good enough for me.
Wall Street Legend Predicts “Dow 50,000”! – BUY, BUY, BUY!
Famed Investor Predicts Historic Market Drop – Wait…SELL, SELL, SELL!
WWII vet recounts how he tricked 15,000 German soldiers – The old wallet on a string trick!
A massive climate change study is canceled because of climate change – Climate experts say the climate change study will restart as soon as the climate stops changing.
FEEL-GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK:
Pregnant woman runs over purse-snatching suspect in Walmart parking lot – Thief charged with theft, lady charged with assault with a deadly weapon…thief not seriously hurt…I expect the lady will not do time.
If I can’t find a good dog story you can’t beat a pregnant lady fighting back and winning!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!