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Sunday, July 2, 2017

Stupid Headlines 070217

Stupid Headlines 070217
It’s time again for
What could go wrong?
 STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
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Alien pulled over in Georgia – Pulled over for driving while on a cell phone, Mr. Xyzndrpjmn Smith claims, "I was just phoning home."
Singapore 'vending machine' dispenses Ferraris, Lamborghinis – At about $120,000, that machine is going to take a lot of quarters!
How Video Games Are Making You Bad in Bed – Gaming makes you bored with your joy stick?
Dunkin Donuts sued over claims that ‘steak’ sandwich doesn't contain steak – First Buffalo wings are really chicken, not buffalo and now fake steak?
A bizarre new form of liquid water is discovered – I had enough trouble with chemistry, this just pushes me over the edge! I read this article twice and here is what I learned…huh?
Killer whales are tormenting Alaskan fishermen – Sea World karma. 
Prostitutes speak out against Senate health bill – Well, if the prostitutes can't get on board, that's good enough for me.
Wall Street Legend Predicts “Dow 50,000”! – BUY, BUY, BUY!
Famed Investor Predicts Historic Market Drop – Wait…SELL, SELL, SELL!
WWII vet recounts how he tricked 15,000 German soldiers – The old wallet on a string trick!
A massive climate change study is canceled because of climate change – Climate experts say the climate change study will restart as soon as the climate stops changing.
FEEL-GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK:
Pregnant woman runs over purse-snatching suspect in Walmart parking lot – Thief charged with theft, lady charged with assault with a deadly weapon…thief not seriously hurt…I expect the lady will not do time.
If I can’t find a good dog story you can’t beat a pregnant lady fighting back and winning!
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Come back again next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

13 comments:

  1. I saw that video of the woman running over that thief. Good for her! I doubt she'll do any time either but I worry about that loser suing her for his injuries.

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  2. "Prostitutes speak out against Senate health bill" That's pretty ballsy of them speaking out against their customer's legislation like that. ;)

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  3. Loved the SeaWorld Karma...and i see Karma at work in a couple of the others as well.

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  4. I hate a thief I say he got what was coming to him, assault with a deadly weapon? Give me a break, by the time the cops got there he would have been long gone.

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  5. Buy, buy, buy. Wait, sell, sell, sell. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

    I loved the gal that ran over the purse snatcher. Serves him right.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺

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  6. That story about the woman giving chase and running down the thief was on our news as well...I think they both agreed to just let it go man....let it go.

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  7. Dunkin Donuts no steak, really??? Don't even get me going on chicken of the sea.

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  8. Ha! I'd like to see that Singapore vending machine.

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  9. Buy and sell. Isn't that what the people who make the commissions say, so they get your money?

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  10. What's next, suing Oscar Mayer because his hot dogs don't contain DOG?

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  11. Love everyone these...Coffee is on

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  12. Buy buy buy, sell sell sell. Too funny.

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  13. Video Games Are Making You Bad in Bed... I don't even want to ask.

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