STUPID HEADLINES 052916
It is time again for
|Please keep Anthony Weiner off the controls!|
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
The Fed has a chatterbox problem – So this is why Stephen Hayes suddenly went on a trip.
West Virginia officer arrested after having sex with a woman – I’ve heard some strange things about West Virginia, but I cannot believe it is illegal to have sex with a woman.
Medical experts warn of ‘dormant butt syndrome’ – Especially dangerous when it begins to rumble.
Pennsylvania man poured gasoline on smoking girlfriend – It is unclear if she was smoking, or smoking-hot, if she was smoking then she was both.Living in a Town of Two – Two residents in Minowi Nebraska, town is facing it’s 27th run-off in the last mayoral election.
Ironman sets world record after pulling double-decker bus with his hair – I got nothing.Man attacked by snake that slithered up through his toilet – Go ahead, admit it, don't you look first for just this reason?
As Oberlin College activism flared, students pushed to banish grades below 'C' – Dang, if they did this when I was in school would have no grades at all.Why Did Woman With The Giant Inflatable Penis Cross The Road? – Her friend Alice was on the other side and she wanted to see Alice.
96-year-old Heimlich uses namesake maneuver on choking woman – Woman was glad 96 year old was not named Naval.
Pakistani men can beat wives 'lightly,' Islamic council says - "A husband should be allowed to lightly beat his wife if she defies his commands and refuses to dress up as per his desires; turns down demand of intercourse without any religious excuse or does not take bath after intercourse or menstrual periods,"
I wonder what they consider “Lightly.”
Holy Cow! Runaway Bovine Drops From Sky, Damages House – After this, the homeowner says they plan…(should I? I’m sorry, I have to do it) to moo-ve.
Come back next week for more
Follow up to Ralph the Tomato…RIP Ralph