I Screwed Up Again
Mrs. C got home from work early tonight. She came in the door and then hollered up the stairs.
Full name…not good.
Immediately my mind started whirling, what did I do?
Inside the balloon over my head
Hmm…I did have a cigar and a glass of wine before dinner, but I smoked outside, sprayed Febreze around the deck and put the wine bottle away. I know I closed and locked the patio door. I was in the basement, but am positive I turned off the gas heater and shut out all the lights. I did a load of laundry and have not yet put it in the dryer…no, that can’t be it. I unloaded the dishwasher, loaded it with my dinner dish, and cleaned the sink. I have no idea.
OK, here goes.
“WHY DID YOU PUT AWAY MY DISH AND FORK AND THROW AWAY THE ALUMINUM FOIL!!?”
Mrs. Cranky had a slice of pizza before work and was going to have the last slice of yesterday’s pie when she came home from work.
“BECAUSE IT WAS DIRTY AND USED!”
“WELL I WAS NOT THROUGH WITH THEM!!”
“SORRY, USE A NEW DISH AND A NEW PIECE OF FOIL; I’LL PAY FOR IT OUT OF MY OWN MONEY!”
You’ll never guess what she called me.