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Sunday, April 24, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 042416


STUPID HEADLINES 042416
Busy Week in Mountain View
It is time again for

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  

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Robbers in tin foil suits try to beat bank alarm sensor as camera watches – I doubt they will beat the wrap.

Pelosi's husband invested in solar firm weeks before lucrative expansion – I forget, why did Martha Stewart go to jail?

Burglar knocks over paint can, leaves trail of footprints – This would so be me.  That’s why I stayed away from a life of crime.

McDonald's customer accused of putting soda in water cup charged with robbery – I ordered a small soda and then refilled it once, but then I’m a rebel.

Man catches 400-pound fish with a wrench – Before he got it in the boat it wiggled free and bolted.


AC/DC drummer pleads guilty – Then innocent, then guilty, then innocent, then...

Guggenheim Museum to display fully functional gold toilet – This is Toto-ly crazy.

Michigan teen begins 111-mile walk with brother on back - Clearly “He Ain’t Heavy.” Seriously, this is a very touching story.

Canadian high school basketball star is 29-year-old man – If he can hit the three and rebound, who cares?

Va. Governor restores voting rights for felons – There are plenty in Congress, may as well let them vote as well.

Judge sentences Special Forces vet, spends night in jail with him – Judge spends night with him? No wonder it was such a short sentence.  Actually this is another really nice story.*

Kelly Ripa plans return to daytime talk show Tuesday – I know I’ll be watching.  What is more entertaining that a 90 lb. sweet little white girl ripping a new one on a 250 lb. tough black dude? 

If Michael can charm his way through this, he IS the MAN!


*Next week I may post Really Nice Headlines Sunday…I doubt I can find enough for a post.

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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

9 comments:

  1. What does a 400 lb. fish have a wrench for anyway?

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  2. Heeheehee! You have way too much fun with these!

    One place to find good headlines to share is the Christian radio site KLOVE. They do report the regular news, but they go out of their way to find positive news stories to be encouraging. It's refreshing because we get enough negative stuff elsewhere.

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  3. I always look forward to your sly comments on these headlines.

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  4. I looked up that 111-mile walk. That's a wonderful story. Thanks for mentioning it here. I never would have known about it otherwise, Joe.

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  5. Some news is strange. Very strange.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday again.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  6. Ha ha, Ok now you have me setting the recorder for Tuesday. Must see TV.

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  7. Omgosh. The Canadian guy playing h.s. basketball all the while living with the coach, and nobody knew??? That was crazy. The Michigan brother... Beautiful. <3

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  8. I thought you were going to say, The Fish Got Screwed.

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