STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Robbers in tin foil suits try to beat bank alarm sensor as camera watches – I doubt they will beat the wrap.
Pelosi's husband invested in solar firm weeks before lucrative expansion – I forget, why did Martha Stewart go to jail?
Burglar knocks over paint can, leaves trail of footprints – This would so be me. That’s why I stayed away from a life of crime.
McDonald's customer accused of putting soda in water cup charged with robbery – I ordered a small soda and then refilled it once, but then I’m a rebel.
Man catches 400-pound fish with a wrench – Before he got it in the boat it wiggled free and bolted.
AC/DC drummer pleads guilty – Then innocent, then guilty, then innocent, then...
Guggenheim Museum to display fully functional gold toilet – This is Toto-ly crazy.
Michigan teen begins 111-mile walk with brother on back - Clearly “He Ain’t Heavy.” Seriously, this is a very touching story.
Canadian high school basketball star is 29-year-old man – If he can hit the three and rebound, who cares?
Va. Governor restores voting rights for felons – There are plenty in Congress, may as well let them vote as well.
Judge sentences Special Forces vet, spends night in jail with him – Judge spends night with him? No wonder it was such a short sentence. Actually this is another really nice story.*
Kelly Ripa plans return to daytime talk show Tuesday – I know I’ll be watching. What is more entertaining that a 90 lb. sweet little white girl ripping a new one on a 250 lb. tough black dude?
If Michael can charm his way through this, he IS the MAN!
*Next week I may post Really Nice Headlines Sunday…I doubt I can find enough for a post.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!