THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Monday, April 2, 2018
STUPID HEADLINES 040218
STUPID HEADLINES 040218
it is time again for
Where is the Red Cross when you need them
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Iran says Bolton pick as national
security adviser a 'matter of shame' – OMG, you mean Trump didn’t check with Iran before making the
Saharan sandstorm turns Russia snow
orange – Orange snow
in Russia? I’m smelling another Trump-Russia connection.
Planned Parenthood branch tweets: 'We
need a Disney princess who's had an abortion' – Hell, I’m still traumatized by
Bambi’s mother getting shot!
Dodger Stadium flooded with sewage
after pipe bursts – The
game was called, I wonder do the fans get a “Doody Check.”
'Roseanne' co-star Sandra Bernhard
says women who support Trump can't 'think for themselves' – Where are these women who can’t think
for themselves? …I haven’t met any yet, and believe me I’ve been looking?
Woman refuses to sell home to Trump
supporters – It’s
illegal to discriminate based on race, religion or sexual orientation, but you
can be forced to vote the way the seller says in order to buy a house…sounds
fair to me.
Elon Musk announces LEGO-like bricks
that can build homes in a day or two – The only drawback is you can’t walk around barefoot.
Man drinks $1,200 shot of whiskey,
tries running out without paying tab – Actually he staggered out.
Granted liquor license, Utah
ax-throwing venue has no ax to grind – I’ve never heard of an ax-throwing venue, but it strikes me as
a place that should not allow liquor.
Illinois man arrested after more than
420 pounds of weed, worth about $3M, is found in his home – His stash was hidden behind 800
pounds of potato chips.
Kentucky couple to remarry 50 years
after they divorced – I hope he has a pre-nup!
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
When in doubt go for
the dog story
Dog Rescues South Carolina Man Who
Fell Into A River – The
most a cat ever does is bring a dead bird to your door!