STUPID HEADLINES 040218
it is time again for
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
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(On Monday)
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This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Iran says Bolton pick as national
security adviser a 'matter of shame' – OMG, you mean Trump didn’t check with Iran before making the
appointment?
Saharan sandstorm turns Russia snow
orange – Orange snow
in Russia? I’m smelling another Trump-Russia connection.
Planned Parenthood branch tweets: 'We
need a Disney princess who's had an abortion' – Hell, I’m still traumatized by
Bambi’s mother getting shot!
Dodger Stadium flooded with sewage
after pipe bursts – The
game was called, I wonder do the fans get a “Doody Check.”
'Roseanne' co-star Sandra Bernhard
says women who support Trump can't 'think for themselves' – Where are these women who can’t think
for themselves? …I haven’t met any yet, and believe me I’ve been looking?
Woman refuses to sell home to Trump
supporters – It’s
illegal to discriminate based on race, religion or sexual orientation, but you
can be forced to vote the way the seller says in order to buy a house…sounds
fair to me.
Elon Musk announces LEGO-like bricks
that can build homes in a day or two – The only drawback is you can’t walk around barefoot.
Man drinks $1,200 shot of whiskey,
tries running out without paying tab – Actually he staggered out.
Granted liquor license, Utah
ax-throwing venue has no ax to grind – I’ve never heard of an ax-throwing venue, but it strikes me as
a place that should not allow liquor.
Illinois man arrested after more than
420 pounds of weed, worth about $3M, is found in his home – His stash was hidden behind 800
pounds of potato chips.
Kentucky couple to remarry 50 years
after they divorced – I hope he has a pre-nup!
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK
When in doubt go for
the dog story
Dog Rescues South Carolina Man Who
Fell Into A River – The
most a cat ever does is bring a dead bird to your door!
Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
You just have to love a good dog who will pull you from the river like that, man's best friend for sure...
ReplyDeleteOh, my goodness, such a target-rich environment this week. . .
ReplyDeleteYou mean there are still such things as 'go-go bars'?
I'll admit to being curious about what a $1200 shot of whiskey would taste like, but not $1200 curious. . .
And I'm with you - liquor and ax-throwing, what could possibly go wrong?
And you know, Sandra Bernhard just wishes those women who "can't think for themselves" would just think like Sandra Bernhard wants them to. . .
All the Trump hatred has me believing that we have the right president. And we do.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
No headlines in this post were chosen to be pro or anti Trump, Sandy has violated the no-political position comments as stated in my header, I will allow it because I like Sandee and it is my Blog!
DeleteYa know, I had a thought once about Lego like bricks for house building. Sigh, always a day late.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so hard on cats...they can't help it if they can't swim lol
ReplyDeleteLet’s hope that after 50 years, they’ve learned a few lessons.
ReplyDeleteKentucky couple to remarry 50 years after they divorced I always wonder about couples who divorced and then remarry. Isn't that a bit like deciding on Monday that the milk is sour and then on Thursday saying, "I'll try it again - maybe it's not sour any more."
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