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Sunday, April 15, 2018

Stupid Headlines 041518

Stupid Headlines 041518
It Is Time Again For
Now that is a great paint job!
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Moose kicks man in Alaska -- after he kicked first – “Did not.”  Did too.” “Mom! The moose is touching me!”
Florida woman caught with cocaine in purse blames it on windy day, police say – So the wind blew the blow though the window…God I love Florida!
Los Angeles painting city streets white in bid to combat climate change – I’m not saying this is racist, but it might be a slippery slope.  If I was an African American in LA I’d be concerned.
Georgia man sues former boss after butt dial costs him his job – Not really stupid, I just think the term “Butt Dial” in a headline is funny.
Florida 'supermom' of 16 homeschools kids, shuttles them to 88 sports practices weekly – Do NOT sell a gun to this woman!
Queen Elizabeth cracks joke about Trump, Obama – I read this story…she should probably not quit her day job.
Risk of Zika infection through sex may last only a month – 29 more days to go…
Susan Lucci, 70, says she's 'too shy' to wear a bikini – That should be two shy. *
Divorce is an epidemic that causes as much pain as any disease – The only thing worse is spending your life with someone that makes you miserable!
Lou Diamond Phillips can't drink for two years following arrest in Texas – Isn’t there some rule against cruel and unusual punishment?
Woman set ex-boyfriend on fire after inviting him over for Easter dinner – One more reason to not break up with a sticky note.
Hero Woman Saves 20 People From A Factory Fire – WOW!
*Sorry, that was a cheap shot, it’s been a tough week for stupid headlines.
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  1. It's just a hunch but I'm thinking no one 70 years old should wear a bikini...shy or not.

  2. Agree with confused...I've seen that at the gym pool, and well, lets just say there comes a time when we have to hang up the bikini.

    I doubted you Joeh ~ I looked up the story on the street painting, and it's TRUE! It may reduce temp's, but it costs $40,000 PER MILE. I guess they have $$ to burn there in CA, huh?

  3. Why in the world would anybody kick a moose - unless their drunk, or out of their mind. I'm not even 70 (yet) but there is definitely no bikini in my closet.

  4. People are just plain stupid sometimes. Okay, perhaps more than sometime.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺

  5. I agree, Wow--for the women who saved 20 lives. Thanks for the feel good story.

  6. Hey it's really windy in Florida today! gotta go open my windows even before I finsih reading the rest of this post.

  7. Florida woman caught with cocaine in purse blames it on windy day, police say. Hey, it could happen. One of Bud's earliest cases was a woman charged with shoplifting. She was in the supermarket & she claimed that lamb chops just jumped into her purse!!

  8. I had a long talk with my butt for dialing without my permission.

  9. Maybe the relationship experts think misery should love company so they suggest staying married.

  10. OK, I'm wondering what could possibly possess anybody to walk up and kick a moose. . . Let's see, nine feet tall, antlers bigger than a man, and weighs a ton. . . Seems like a good idea to me. . .

    and the LA street painters remind me of a meeting I was in years ago, where our engineering manager asked our team to brainstorm on how to make our products lighter, and one of the guys said (I'm pretty sure it was tongue-in-cheek), "We could paint 'em white. . ."

  11. Is the moose-kicker also a dog-biter? Maybe he just wanted to make a headline.

  12. I am wondering about that camouflage paint they used on that Army vehicle. Can you buy it at the Big Box Hardware, Lumberyard/Warehouse Store? I have a few things that I can't decide if they need painted or gotten rid of and paint this good would definitely work out for me...

  13. You know, we've had really windy days here in Florida...