I gotta Get Out More
I need to
get out more. The last few days I’ve
been a shut in. Too cold for golf. Too lazy for the gym. We’ve done most of our shopping for
Thanksgiving. I’ve been a slug.
Watch TV,
play guitar, surf the net, nap, watch TV, go to sleep.
Repeat.
It’s not so
bed, I like watching TV, playing guitar, surfing the net and napping. Problem is I’ve got nothing to post. I’m pretty sure no one wants to read about watching
TV, playing guitar, surfing the net and napping. I need to get out of the house to get new
material.
I did find a
penny this afternoon when I took out the garbage. Who wants to read about finding a penny? There is no way I could make a post out of
finding a penny.
I could post about the Dr. Phil re-run I watched. Dr.
Phil counseled a couple that argued constantly.
The husband was 120 pounds overweight and was not interested in
sex. The wife was having an affair, her
second. Dr. Phil tried to teach them how
to effectively communicate and offered them a get-a-way to a special “save your
marriage” counseling house. After only
five minutes I was screaming at the TV, “Get
a friggin divorce… you two hate each other.” I could not figure out why
anyone would want to save this marriage, they obviously despised each
other. At the end of the show Dr. Phil let
us know that the counseling house did not work and the couple was separating…DUH!! But who would want to read about that?
After about 10,000
hours of practice, I can almost comfortably play the open C cord in the Bar Cord
position. Want me to explain that? I didn’t think so.
Lately when
surfing the net, Chrome keeps crapping out on me and I have to use Explorer
which I don’t like as much. What’s
that? Not interested? I agree.
I got
nothing. I gotta get out more.
Wanna hear
about my nap?
ZZZZZZZ.
This is why I haven't blogged since August. I got nada to say. Its the same schedule I do most days, wash, rinse, repeat. Now the big question is did you pick up the penny that you found or did you leave it on the ground? I would have been tempted just to leave it.
ReplyDeletebetty
I don't know Buddy you made it interesting there for a while, I almost fell asleep when you were talking about a nap though.
ReplyDeleteWell, for someone who has nothing to write about you do very well. I wish I had your talent for writing when there's nothing to write about. Keep it up.
ReplyDeleteSometimes the best days are the ordinary ones that slip by like beads off of a string, but i agree, they tend to be interesting only to the person experiencing them.
ReplyDeleteI walked 4 miles in the freezing cold and made ham chowder yesterday. Yup, it doesn't get more exciting than that!t
ReplyDeleteWell, look at that! You managed to make a whole post about "nothing." Dr. Phil -- why waste time trying to fix something that is that badly broken. Get real!
ReplyDeleteYou did a good job for having nothing. That was a lot of nothing.
ReplyDeleteI would have enjoyed the Dr. Phil show. I would have been yelling just like you did.
Have a fabulous day watching TV, playing guitar, surfing the net, napping, watching TV, and going to sleep. ☺
I feel your pain! I'm excited though...I have a colonoscopy scheduled for the first week of December and I'm hoping for some awesome material to blog about. Hey, maybe even a video! StAy tuned!
ReplyDeleteI’ve got a lot to say just no time to write.
ReplyDeleteOur lives sound amazingly similar and no, I don't want to get out more lol.
ReplyDeleteImpressive. You turned nothing into a decent blog post. Didn't Seinfeld make a pretty impressive living that very way? Something I often can't do when I actually have something.
ReplyDeleteThere's always weather?
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'
...or cat pictures.
I agree with your other reader’s nice post about nothing. I like to watch Dr. Phil he has some of the dumbest people on his show. People that meet someone that they call a lover that they have never met and send them hundred and thousand dollars. I even have more common sense than that. Lol. Take care. Jean
ReplyDeleteTurning nothing into something is an art form :)
ReplyDeleteWatch TV, play guitar, surf the net, nap, watch TV, go to sleep! Whew! I had to take an extra heart-slower-down pill from all that excitement. I can't squeeze that many activities into a day.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should drive to town for a soda every day. There's gotta be a BEEMER driver waiting to give you a story.
Post like Seinfeld - blog about nothing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the post. I enjoyed your first book.
ReplyDeletePaul L. Quandt
Amazon site says that they don't have your second book and don't know if they will carry it again. The RoseDog site is not operational. How can I get a copy of " I Used to be Stupid "?
ReplyDeletePaul
There is the kindle version. A print version should be able to order through Rosedog, they print on demand but...it's not that great anyway, I mostly paid to publish for family and friends.
DeleteThanks for your interest.
I also like to take naps, but I'm proud to say I've never watched Dr. Phil.
ReplyDeleteI know whereof you speak.
ReplyDeleteI myself am a big fan of naps. I gave up on Dr Phil years ago.
ReplyDeleteI do nothing almost every day--so what?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you weren't a writer for Seinfeld?
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