A cranky opinion for
CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY
The following is the opinion of a cranky old man with little expertise in the subject opined. Opposing opinions are welcome, but are wrong. As always, please, no name calling, and that means you, you big stupid-head.
I do not at this time support Hillary Clinton for President, but I feel the need to help her out. I want to help her out because she has a trait that is so annoying I do not want to deal with it for the rest of this year and maybe for eight years after. I know it is not just me, and if she eliminates this trait she will be more likable and have a much better chance to win the election.
This is not the 1800’s and the times of the great political orators. We have microphones, we have speakers, volume on TV’s can be turned up…STOP YELLING! We are not stupid; yelling does not get your point across better. When you speak, I feel like you do not think I understand the language and that you yell really loud so your meaning will somehow sink in.
Once again we are not stupid…well we are not that stupid.
You. Speak. Loud. And. Slow. and stilted. Didn’t Bill teach you anything? For eight years Bill spoke to us like we were sitting next to him in the living room and it almost didn’t matter what he said, it was charming and we liked him.
“I did not have sex with that woman.”
Ok, we believed him or at least we didn’t really care. Now if he had said,
I… D I D… N O T… H A V E… S E X… W I T H… T H A T… W O M A N!!!
He would have been thrown out of office in a New York minute.
And if you can stop yelling at us, also try to stop laughing. Whenever you don’t like a question, you laugh as if the question is just silly or beneath you. We are not stupid, Hillary. We do not like being yelled at and we do not like having legitimate questions marginalized by your stupid smirk or patronizing laugh.
I don’t know if you will make a good President or not, but you will not be elected if people do not like you, and people do not like you. People do not like you because you YELL and you LAUGH inappropriately. Bill knew how to chuckle in a friendly manner, Barack has an infectious little laugh and smile; you have a forced laugh, a fake laugh and a smile that looks like you are trying too hard to be charming.Relax, smile if you feel like smiling, but don’t force it. Learn to laugh like a human being, not a sit-com laugh track. Speak to us as if we were friends and we are sitting right next to you. If you want to be President, for god sake:
I am a cranky old man, and I endorse this message.
The following is the opinion of a cranky old man and it is not necessarily endorsed by management…Mrs. Cranky.