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Sunday, November 19, 2017

STUPID HEADLINES 111917


STUPID HEADLINES 111917


I find this difficult to believe
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 

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Drunk Florida man arrested for driving lawn mower on highway – The road had been just mowed the day before!

Florida family awakens to man stomping on their roof – Apparently there was some Meth to his madness.

Florida man fights eviction over 'emotional support squirrel' – Florida…the stupid headline gift that just keeps giving!

Rare Leonardo da Vinci painting may sell for at least $100M in New York – I’m gonna take a pass. It is a very nice painting, but I just don’t have a place for it in my house.

Charles Manson in grave condition at California hospital – This is almost the Feel-Good headline of the week!

Professor draws ire for saying students will have to work hard and avoid drinking - A mental health campaign at the university said the message sent by the professor “could be extremely damaging to the mental well-being of the students concerned, and potentially others as well,” OMG!

McDonald's reveals plans to sell only humanely raised and slaughtered chickens by 2024 – It must be a difficult process to humanely slaughter a chicken as it apparently takes 5 years to figure out how to do it.

Airline apologizes after crew is filmed beating passenger on a tarmac – FU Air sincerely apologizes for filming the severe beat down we gave you last week.  We understand the lighting was bad and intend to have the crew take film sensitivity classes.

GOP State Legislator Quits After Having Sex With a Man – What’s the big deal?  He tried it and didn’t like it so he quit.

Germany supplants US as the country with the best global reputation – Just the friggin BMW drivers alone ruins the reputation with me.

30 Ugliest Sports Uniforms Ever Designed – Without a doubt, Seattle Seahawks has to be #1!


Feel-Good Story of the week:

If this doesn’t make you feel all warm and fuzzy, you have no heart:

4-year-old friends think they're twins because they 'have the same birthday'


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Come back again next week for more

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY

12 comments:

  1. You do need to move the Manson one down to the feel good section.

    Florida is taking a beating today. Bless their hearts.

    I've linked this post to Silly Sunday, as always.

    Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺

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  2. If I was Charles Manson and possibly on the verge of dying...and if there were any spark of sanity at all in my brain....I would terrified right now.

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  3. Oh, Florida. What would we do without you?

    I like the headline about the airline crew beating up a passenger on the tarmac and wonder what could have possibly led to it. Air travel just keeps getting worse and worse.

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  4. Fortunately for us, women don't really care if the men they date are attractive or not. . .

    And Germany. . . 72 years seems like a reasonable statute of limitations for the whole genocidal Hitler thing, right? (I know, I know. . . and I'm sorry. . . mostly. . .)

    And I'm right there with ya on the Seahawks' unis. . .

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  5. A seriously sick Manson pretty much made my day.

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  6. As much as i love Florida even i admit sometimes it's just a wacky state.

    Those little girls made my day.

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  7. I look forward to living in a world without Charles Manson.

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  8. Those four year olds are really cute, you have to love that story.

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  9. Yeah...what would you do without Florida?

    Drunk Florida man arrested for driving lawn mower on highway... <-- George Jones did that a number of years ago right here in Lakeland, just a few miles from my house!

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  10. Be glad that lawnmower man wasn't Hick, or traffic in the fast lane would have been backed up to the state line.

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  11. Loved your feel good story & the fact that it's now Monday & Manson is finally dead!!

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  12. Wow, what are they smoking in Florida?

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