Monday, November 20, 2017
So, Pee Already
Big doings around the Cranky home this past Sunday. We do Thanksgiving for family and friends Sunday before the real day. This means we start cleaning and putting stuff away around Wednesday. Come Friday, I clean up the bathrooms and save downstairs and kitchen clean-up for after most of the food prep is finished.
On Friday I was almost done with the master bath when Mrs. C came upstairs.
“Are you almost done?”
“I need to pee.”
“Use the down stairs bathroom, I’m saving cleaning that until tomorrow.”
“I’m already upstairs, what is the big deal?”
“I just finished with the toilet.”
“So, what? I can’t use the upstairs toilets until after Sunday? What about tomorrow when you clean downstairs, do I have to hold it in for a day?”
“No, but I just cleaned this toilet. I like to let the blue stuff sit for an hour or so before flushing.”
“Well I don’t feel like going downstairs to pee, and then climbing back upstairs again because I have to change to go to the store.”
“OK…So pee already! I’ll clean it again and add more blue stuff!”
Women, they just don’t understand toilet cleanliness.