THIS CORPORATION HAS GONE TOO FAR
I am not generally an angry person. I may be cranky about a lot of things, but I am not often driven off the edge and into the abyss of disgust and rage. But I can only be pushed so far. A corporation has done it and I am angry.
Is it Monsanto and their Frankenfoods that threaten the very existence of the human race? Naw, I’m OK with them. Is it the oil industry and their control of oil prices that destroy our economy? Does fracking and the potential of a contaminated water table and destructive earthquakes get my lather up? No, I believe the experts, it’s all fine. Does the war mongering defense industry and their made up global threats for the sake of profit set me off. Not really.
But one company has finally done it and I am angry.
What kind of corporation would turn husband against wife? Why would any organization purposefully deceive people and ruin relationships for their own amusement?
What has got Cranky incensed?
In a recent post I spoke of my difficulty opening packages and the resultant argument it started with Mrs. Cranky:
You don’t have to read it, in summary, I opened a package of Little Bites Muffins with scissors because I could not open them by tearing where the package says to tear them. Mrs. Cranky thought using scissors was wrong and that I should follow the directions. We spent fifteen minutes of marital discord all because of the Little Bites package deception. I now find out the reason for my problem. Apparently women know the secret but will not share it. They prefer to mock husbands, and the corporation that packages Little Bites is only too happy to continue the charade.
DAMN YOU Entenmann’s!
Look at the package. See where their instructions tell you to tear? Try as hard as you want, the package will not open if ripped on the arrows. The correct spot to tear the Little Bites is three quarters of an inch to the right. My wife knows this, but she wouldn’t tell me. I discovered the secret by accident.
I plan to expose all these man hating corporations.