THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
I intend for this blog to be non-political. If I offer a political statement, rebuttals are permitted, however this blog is not for the unsolicited political opinions of others and as such those comments will be deleted and not published.
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Sunday, February 3, 2013
STUPID HEADLINES 020313
STUPID HEADLINES 020313
It is time once
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
At least they did not use "See you next Tuesday"
With Cranky’s stupider, sophomoric, and
sometimes offensive comments
Group of male German soldiers developing breasts from
drill training – Good bye Step-aerobics, Pilates, and Zumba, I smell a new fad for
Missing Australian boy found alive after surviving 2
months in bushland – Big
deal!We survived Bush-land for 8 years.
Conservatives, it’s a joke!... I could have gone blue.)
Ind. Officer, Wife Could Face Jail
for Saving Deer– What did they do, stuff them in The Vault of
the First National S + L?Did they only
save the Doe?
Virginia considers dropping ban on
unmarried couples cohabitating– Well we all could use a little deodorant
protection, but why just unmarried couples cohabitating?
FDA warns company over unapproved flu
remedy – Agency
sees no benefit to swinging a dead cat over your head in a grave yard at
Ray Lewis avoids talk of report on
deer spray – I also avoid this subject whenever it comes up at a
Not everyone likes big boobs — for example, North Korea –
This refers to breasts, obviously not political
leaders.Survey of North Korean men shows
they prefer small breasts.
Scientific survey finds North Korean men lie about sexual
preferences. – OK, now I
understand the last one.
Facebook profile may expose mental illness – Not me! I checked the box for SANE.
Tennessee bill would require schools to report gay
activity to parents – In
my day any sexual activity was not allowed in school…at least that’s what the
girls told me.And it was common for the
girls to hold hands and walk arm and arm; does that mean they were Lesbians?WHAT?Nevermind.
Golfing with guns – FORE…ah shit!
Married adults have lower risk of heart attack – In a separate study it is found that
inactive, morbidly obese alcoholics with heavy smokers breath tend to stay
Man finds (valuable) whale vomit on English
beach – Pass
the krill please,baby needs a new pair
Biden says curbs on guns
won't stop massacres – Vice President is also adamant
that sidewalks, gutters or stop signs on guns will not stop massacres.
White House releases photo of Obama shooting at Camp David
Our President pulls off the difficult double clay pigeon perpendicular shot!