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Saturday, November 14, 2015

STUPID HEADLINES 111515


STUPID HEADLINES 111515

It is time again for
When I commuted to work everyday, this is the paper I read.
It is the only thing about commuting that I miss.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY


This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.   

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Green Bay Packers Quarterback Throws Tablet During Carolina Panthers Game – He was flagged for intentional grounding.

Grandmother tries to spite heirs by shredding $1.1 million fortune, – Hey, if they piss me off, I’m spending it not shredding it!

Or

Talk about splitting heirs! (That one is for Hilary)

Man Crashes $1.9M Ferrari Right After Leaving the Dealership – I love this! Does that make me a bad person?

ISIS flag, radical manifesto raise questions about Calif. campus stabber's motive – It only raises questions with Muslim violence deniers. 

Egypt's Great Pyramid has mystery heat spots – Must be the grain fermenting.

Usher allegedly caught stealing cash from Florida church – Why Usher, Why? You’re talented, famous, and rich…WHY?

This vending machine dispenses cars – I love this new Cadillac, can you lend me 160,000 quarters?

Study reveals what accent people think is the sexiestTurns out to men it is anything that sounds like Wee, Si, or Yes!

What it means to be pansexual – Oops…I thought it meant a really hot chef.

Indonesia uses trained elephants to control forest firesWhat the hell, do they stomp them out?

Cop Got Too Wasted To Accept Mothers Against Drunk Driving Award – Sheerioushy I only has a couplem bersh.

Cop pulls over Google self-driving car, finds no driver to ticket – So he just beat the crap out of the car!  “Google Cars Matter!”

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Come back next week for more:


STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!

Where there is no fake headline contest

8 comments:

  1. "ISIS flag, radical manifesto raise questions about Calif. campus stabber's motive"

    Is the question, "It's in French...I can't read French...what does it say?"

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  2. Bwahahahahahahaha. Love the headlines, but really love your comments on the headline.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  3. Pretty stupid headlines.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2015/11/can-you-feel-your-face.html

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  4. Heh, heh. I like the Usher one.

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  5. I want to know more about that study on the sexy accents!!!

    Oh, heck, forget it - nobody thinks a German accent is sexy... :-(

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  6. LOL - mostly over your commentary!

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  7. Always love these. Thanks, Joe!

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