|Just another sputid healdine|
Russia drops the Sissy Bomb – Covers a two mile area with mauve, flan, and quiche!
Giraffe dies after head hits overpass in South Africa – They also suck at “Limbo.”
Some of these I know to be surprisingly true. Despite the incredible irony of the Beetle/Beatles headline, I'm going to go with the sticks of butter - by process of elimination.. so to speak.
Oh and the testicular surgeon.. my first thought was "Oh nuts!"