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Sunday, August 3, 2014



It is time once again for
Just another sputid healdine

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.

One headline may be completely made up, guess the fake and win a mention and a Whoop-tee-doo.  'None of the above' may be a correct answer.





Surgeons find 10-year-old sex toy inside woman's body – That is outrageous!  I don’t think 10-year-olds should have sex toys.

Naked thieves take 60 hamburgers from eatery in southwest Florida – No witnesses could describe their faces.

5 Arrested in Math Lab Bust – 1, 3, and 7 got away.

NYC woman finds wedding dress lost after Superstorm Sandy – Now she can finally get married.

300 in brawl at New Jersey wedding; 2 arrested – See, this is why I hate that stupid bouquet tossing tradition.

Cannibalism Is Bad for Your Health – It’s not so great for the other guy either.

Oklahoma Woman Calls Cops To Complain About Purity Of Her Meth – Ever since “Breaking Bad” expectations are so high.

Miami hooker assaults john she claims stiffed her – Isn’t that what he paid  for?

Florida judge denies golfer's 'stand your ground' claim – Golfer’s stroke and distance penalty is confirmed. 

Russia drops the Sissy Bomb – Covers a two mile area with mauve, flan, and quiche!
Giraffe dies after head hits overpass in South Africa – They also suck at “Limbo.”


*Thanks to Frog for a stupid headline submission

Frog has no blog, so I’ll promote his Bagpipe Facebook page.  They play all events, Weddings, Funerals, and will also clear your house of mice and insects.


  Last week’s stupid headline was:

London man eats 38 sticks of butter in 10 minutes breaking Guinness record - He broke the record for biggest case of diarrhea ever.

And the winners are:

London man eats 38 sticks of butter in 10 minutes breaking Guinness record is my pick. I can't see this as even possible in a day let alone 10 minutes.

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Being a Londoner myself I will go for the 38 sticks of butter too LOL

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Wheee.. Headline day!

Some of these I know to be surprisingly true. Despite the incredible irony of the Beetle/Beatles headline, I'm going to go with the sticks of butter - by process of elimination.. so to speak.

Oh and the testicular surgeon.. my first thought was "Oh nuts!"

The queen of the good pun…if there is such a thing, threw in two on one comment! Everyone loves Hilary’s posts, you will too @

I think the 38 sticks of butter is fake. Who could eat more than 37 sticks in 10 minutes, anyway?

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  1. While these are all funny and silly .... they're also sadly possible for one reason or another (none of them good reasons, mind you) .... so I'm going to go out on a limb this week and guess that none of them are fake. Thanks Cranky - hope you have a fun Sunday.

  2. gosh, i know only one of these to be true. must have not been reading headlines this week.

    the naked thieves sounds like a frat prank, so i'll pick that one, just because...

  3. I'm going with Miami hooker assaults john she claims stiffed her. I loved your comment. A. Lot. I've known a lot of hooker while I was working and they weren't the ones doing the assaults.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. :)

  4. A Sissy Bomb? Hard to believe so I'll pick this one. Hope you're having a great weekend.

  5. I'm picking the Oklahoma woman this time.

    I feel a little self-conscious that a lot of those bizarre headlines seem to originate in Florida. Even though I had nothing to do with it, I promise!

  6. Quite difficult this week hahah! sooo I will go for

    Miami hooker assaults john she claims stiffed her – Isn’t that what he paid for?

    Had to larf heheh!

  7. The giraffe, I hope. :-(

  8. While it sounds perfectly believable, I'm gonna go with the Miami hooker headline... because I find it the most believable.

  9. I'm picking the 10-year-old Sex Toy. I don't think surgeons have time for carbon-dating, and I don't think sex toys have expiration dates. Not that I speak from experience or anything.

  10. I am going with Naked thieves take 60 hamburgers from eatery in southwest Florida. If it is real we can give they kudos for a different way to steal from a place since most thieves try covering up.

  11. Put me down for the giraffe please!

  12. Maybe I can get back on the winning track this week. I paid better attention to the news and was able to eliminate some. How about the fight at the NJ wedding? That stuff happens in the Garden State regularly, but I don't remember a recent news story.

    Enjoy your Monday Joe.

  13. I'm hoping the fake is the giraffe one, because that's just sad, otherwise!

  14. OMG. The giraffe one is brutal. OK, I'll take a wild guess at the "naked hamburglars" (although I like the picture that puts in my head one hell of a lot more than the giraffe one did.)

  15. I'm going with the naked thieves. I know a lotta people are stupid but this is too much....:)


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